Your Biggest Dick Move

[Chicago Ted]

What's the biggest dick move you have ever done in a game?

Mine would have to be playing through Blood Harvest with friends on advanced. Now, we were having some trouble with this one and were on the final level. The APC just pulled in leaving us all to run for it. However a tank appeared at the same moment. I was the last one running to the APC when I see the tank take out my first friend. He flew way back towards the house and we just kept running. My second friend keeps running and is mauled by a hunter. My third friend then tries to run past the tank just to get the shit kicked out of him and leave him downed within two feet of the APC door. Now, being the friend I am, I leave all of them behind. I ran up the ramp of the APC and the level ends with everyone yelling in my ear as to what the fuck I just did. I simply responded that they were dead, I was alive, and got the achievement for completion as well as the one for not being downed for the whole campaign. Fortunately two of the other's already had it but one didn't. It was alright though as we replayed it again and all made it.

 

[KamachoMcSagget]

During a free-for-all match in Halo 3 (this was before buying all the maps was required), I brought up the Xbox Guide and accepted a friend request when my friend who was with me just hijacked a ghost I was using. It was funny for both of us

 

[heartshooter]

*applause*
im sure we've all done that at some point during some game. i personally think it's hilarious

 

[CraazyIvan]

Handcuffing a civilian in mercenaries then calling in a bunker buster on them.

 

[The_Commander_of_Offworld]

I was playing blood harvest on expert, and had made it all the way to the end. One guy had been nasty the entire game, through deliberately shooting me, taking the health items and pills, and swearing at me/insulting me. The APC pulled up, everyone ran to it, and I shotgunned him on the ramp leading to the APC, then entered, ending the level. Needless to say he was angry, but it was sweet...

 

[Chicago Ted]

I was playing blood harvest on expert, and had made it all the way to the end. One guy had been nasty the entire game, through deliberately shooting me, taking the health items and pills, and swearing at me/insulting me. The APC pulled up, everyone ran to it, and I shotgunned him on the ramp leading to the APC, then entered, ending the level. Needless to say he was angry, but it was sweet...

I wouldn't call that a dick move as much as sweet, sweet revenge.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

way back in the days of 64 I would play goldeneye against friends that were not too great at it. Knowing where all the spawn points were and the order in which they came up, I would place proximity mines at each of them, and when they spawned they would set them off, and I would go and replace them, never allowing them to play. It wasn't much fun for anyone, so I stopped doing it.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I usually kill everyone who I can regardless of alignment. I do usually have a good reason though.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

I was playing blood harvest on expert, and had made it all the way to the end. One guy had been nasty the entire game, through deliberately shooting me, taking the health items and pills, and swearing at me/insulting me. The APC pulled up, everyone ran to it, and I shotgunned him on the ramp leading to the APC, then entered, ending the level. Needless to say he was angry, but it was sweet...

Karma. ^^

 

[ZOMG ITZ Jac3]

Playing WaW TDM on Upheaval and I was in second chance inside the burning building and I could see the other team spawning around a camper so I shot 4 or 5 people from across the map with a magnum before the time ran out on my second chance it was hilarious

 

[Ajna]

Mine would be in BF2, and is something I do repeatedly... Me and an enemy both spot a tank (or other vehicle), and make a break for it. The enemy normally notices me and starts shooting, I keep running. I then:

1) Steal their tank.
AND
2) Run them over with it.

I like to think it's got a touch of irony to it, but mostly screamed cuss words from them.

 

[VoltySquirrel]

I would have to say the ol' flamethrower+sniper trick in TF2. Although ubering someone and run out into a bunch of sentries and stop ubering them is another contender. I also adore blocking doorways in COD 4.

 

[Phase_9]

None really. But my biggest dick move in life was when I brought a girl to a local movie theater that had seen better days, but was run by a nice old lady and had lots of charm, and she bitched about everything in the place, so I told her I was going to the bathroom and ditched her.

 

[Instant K4rma]

O, in CoD games, i enjoy "prebagging" its like tea bagging, but a little different. Thanks to the kill cam, pre bagging is possible. Find a sniper and teabag before the kill, so they can watch the unfortunate event on the killcam.

 

[VoltySquirrel]

None really. But my biggest dick move in life was when I brought a girl to a local movie theater that had seen better days, but was run by a nice old lady and had lots of charm, and she bitched about everything in the place, so I told her I was going to the bathroom and ditched her.

Nice.

 

[VoltySquirrel]

O, in CoD games, i enjoy "prebagging" its like tea bagging, but a little different. Thanks to the kill cam, pre bagging is possible. Find a sniper and teabag before the kill, so they can watch the unfortunate event on the killcam.

I love doing that. Listening to/reading the death threats I get afterwards are fun as well.

 

[bloodgulch66]

I was playing Left 4 Dead with 3 people I didn't know, but they were friends. We were on No Mercy at the Gas Station and the Tank music starts up so one guy decides to start the lift and alert a horde of zombies with the oncoming Tank. I jump onto the lift after the guy who started it jumped off to help his friends and since I couldn't yell at them becasue they were all in a party I decide to shoot the gas station while they're all standing next to it. I watched them die and left the game.

 

[Miles Tormani]

I was playing blood harvest on expert, and had made it all the way to the end. One guy had been nasty the entire game, through deliberately shooting me, taking the health items and pills, and swearing at me/insulting me. The APC pulled up, everyone ran to it, and I shotgunned him on the ramp leading to the APC, then entered, ending the level. Needless to say he was angry, but it was sweet...

Karma. ^^

Agreed. I've done the same thing, though not on Expert. It's so satisfying.

I was playing Left 4 Dead with 3 people I didn't know, but they were friends. We were on No Mercy at the Gas Station and the Tank music starts up so one guy decides to start the lift and alert a horde of zombies with the oncoming Tank. I jump onto the lift after the guy who started it jumped off to help his friends and since I couldn't yell at them because they were all in a party I decide to shoot the gas station while they're all standing next to it. I watched them die and left the game.

This happened to me, except I didn't have a way to kill them. After leaving the game for reasons other than ragequitting (I was going to a friend's house), the guy who started the lift took the time to send a message to me gloating over me.

In not one of my better moments, I sent him a voice message back calling him a miserable waste of life for taking the time to gloat over people who have actual lives and are doing things other than playing Left 4 Dead obsessively.

Oh, dick move on my part? Okay, my bad.

Was playing CTF in Halo 3 with a few friends on Avalanche. Few things were going wrong, other team was kicking our asses hard, but we kept pressing on to try to turn it around...

Until someone on our team decided to be either a dickweed or an idiot, and threw a power drain at me when enemies were rounding the corner. I fell back to avoid getting shot, and as he ran ahead, a plasma grenade accidentally landed on the back of his head.

I got booted. Took the time to have a cigarette while my friends finished the round. They also won. Oh well on my part. It was satisfying.

EDIT: Shouting random crap into the mic when charging someone in Halo 3 or Killzone 2 doesn't get old. Proximity voice FTW.

 

[Chicago Ted]

EDIT: Shouting random crap into the mic when charging someone in Halo 3 or Killzone 2 doesn't get old. Proximity voice FTW.

Oh yes. I once got into an arguement with a guy on the other team while playing Griffball.

Him: "You guys suck!"

Me: "Have fun respawning douchebag!"

Me: "Oh what is this 2 for 1?"

Me: "3 for one by my count now fuckwad!"

Ah, it is a great way to vent when you know that there is one pissed off asshole on the other mic with the inability to talk back.

 

[ninja_of_death]

I was playing Starcraft: Brood War on Battle.Net in a 7-1 comp stomp. I knew that i wasn't good enough to get any units to the enemy before the other 6 players could wipe the floor with him. So instead, at the urging of a friend, I played as terran and teched up to ghost as fast as possible, built a nuke, and turned off allied victory. However i left allied on so i wouldn't show up as being an enemy. I sent my ghost to the player directly to the left of me and dropped a nuke on his command center and then turned allied victory back on. The game ended as a win for us right after the nuke dropped and i got to nuke a teammate. Douchebag move but freakin hilarious.