Your Biggest Dick Move
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My would have to be where I ran over everybody on my team in a warthog for just standing around and spinning while firing their gun.
I convinced people to change university courses. I ruined their dream in a matter of words.
Proud? Can't say I am. Two of them realized the cold truth, they changed to another university.
Disgusted at myself? Can't say that either. Most of them actually thank me.
So it's 50% dick move.
Proud? Can't say I am. Two of them realized the cold truth, they changed to another university.
Disgusted at myself? Can't say that either. Most of them actually thank me.
So it's 50% dick move.
I was being battered by a boss in WoW, as a 73 Belf DK, and was nearly dead, when a Human Pally, 74 strolls up, heals me, and saves the day. He then asks me for a friendly duel, so I accept, and we get to it, even though I knew full well I would lose (nothing beats a pally). But I had a plan in mind, and waited for the right time.
I saved all of my best attacks because they all have long cooldowns, so I avoided using them, and pretended to fight him like a total noob, until he had won. I relied on the courtesy that you heal the person you beat in a duel before healing yourself for my plan to succeed, and that's exactly what he did. I quickly buffed myself then silenced him before he had a chance to heal himself, then unleashed everything I could, sending his ass to the graveyard, and giving me honor points. Hurrah!
It sort of backfired though. I didn't camp him because he'd come back expecting that, so I got on my mount and fled. I didn't stop riding for 5 minutes, and then all of a sudden he appears behind me in the distance, of course, Paladins can have slightly faster mounts. At this rate, it would be another two minutes before he reached me, so I had time to think. I tried my HS, but it was on cooldown still. Couldn't use flying mount, because I wasn't high enough to get cold weather flying. What to do, what to do.... I brought my map up, and saw that about about a minute and a half's ride away there was a cliff edge I was being cornered to, and if I changed direction, he'd hain on me easily, so I just went for it.
About a minute or two later, he was within casting distance behind me, and I was 10 seconds away from the cliff edge. All it would take would be him to dismount me, and I'd be dead, and end up with a massive repair bill, because no doubt he'd camp me. I was just about to jump the cliff when a spell hit me, and I was dismounted, but I quickly silenced him with strangulate, and jumped off the cliff. He followed, but being a Death Knight, I had the ability to walk on water. I mounted up and fled on water, looking back to see him falling off the cliff, and splashing into the sea. I scouted the area to see how he would get back onto land, and he had a long swim ahead of him.
Then I turned into a real dick, within 10 minutes I had 5 guild members looking for him. Once he was found, we camped him for hours, killing him over and over again.
I don't even know why.
I saved all of my best attacks because they all have long cooldowns, so I avoided using them, and pretended to fight him like a total noob, until he had won. I relied on the courtesy that you heal the person you beat in a duel before healing yourself for my plan to succeed, and that's exactly what he did. I quickly buffed myself then silenced him before he had a chance to heal himself, then unleashed everything I could, sending his ass to the graveyard, and giving me honor points. Hurrah!
It sort of backfired though. I didn't camp him because he'd come back expecting that, so I got on my mount and fled. I didn't stop riding for 5 minutes, and then all of a sudden he appears behind me in the distance, of course, Paladins can have slightly faster mounts. At this rate, it would be another two minutes before he reached me, so I had time to think. I tried my HS, but it was on cooldown still. Couldn't use flying mount, because I wasn't high enough to get cold weather flying. What to do, what to do.... I brought my map up, and saw that about about a minute and a half's ride away there was a cliff edge I was being cornered to, and if I changed direction, he'd hain on me easily, so I just went for it.
About a minute or two later, he was within casting distance behind me, and I was 10 seconds away from the cliff edge. All it would take would be him to dismount me, and I'd be dead, and end up with a massive repair bill, because no doubt he'd camp me. I was just about to jump the cliff when a spell hit me, and I was dismounted, but I quickly silenced him with strangulate, and jumped off the cliff. He followed, but being a Death Knight, I had the ability to walk on water. I mounted up and fled on water, looking back to see him falling off the cliff, and splashing into the sea. I scouted the area to see how he would get back onto land, and he had a long swim ahead of him.
Then I turned into a real dick, within 10 minutes I had 5 guild members looking for him. Once he was found, we camped him for hours, killing him over and over again.
I don't even know why.
What game was this?!Random argument man said:
While playing Turok for the original Xbox,I remember taking the heat-seeking plasma gun,and killing all ye' who spawn anywhere,anytime...Until I had to go to the bathroom...Then the fun stopped.
Pretending to be a moderator on servers back when I first played Halo online. It was funny at the time, but not many fell for it. Got a few angry ranting comments thrown my way though... At the same time, on other servers I would deliberately teamkill just to piss people off. Good times...
Occasionally playing Halo 3 split screen, on Rats nest, i usually get the ghost and play baseball with a friend and the gravity hammer, or just drive it off the edge to prevent another friend from getting it.
No Mercy on expert. I already had completed that one but I was bored and I couldn't find one for Blood Harvest or Death toll (Already did dead air with three bots. It took me a long time.) Anyway there was this asshole in the game who would constantly shoot the car and then run in leaving us all to die. So by the time we reached the 3rd part of the level he had gone pyscho and began downing everyone. I went to the screen to call a vote but as soon as I clicked call vote the Portraits changed and the guy playing Louis changed place with him. So he got booted and I was left with two bots and a Pyscho Bill. We got a new player but instead of booting him then I made him play the entire campaign before booting him on the way to the Helicopter.
Noobtubeing on cod4/WaW and on WaW,and also on WaW co-op blew both of an AIs legs off in front of my friend then proceeded to teabag him while he was clutching his leg stubs in pain......ah good times.
Halo, co-op. My buddy was 5 feet in front of me, then this happened.
"Hey Mark, stop moving."
"Why?"
*Crack*
"Thanks for the grenades Mark."
"Hey Mark, stop moving."
"Why?"
*Crack*
"Thanks for the grenades Mark."