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hannahdonno

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Instant K4rma said:
O, in CoD games, i enjoy "prebagging" its like tea bagging, but a little different. Thanks to the kill cam, pre bagging is possible. Find a sniper and teabag before the kill, so they can watch the unfortunate event on the killcam.
That is never funny.
 

jimduckie

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not saving my game every few hours of play and the power went out and had to redue 6 hours of game play on hard mode,that is just sad
 

IceStar100

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My biggist dick move.

ON Halo CTF I saw this one guy fight and fight and get the flag from base one almost to base two. Then I Rocket him and deliver the flag my self. Never play when you in a drunken rage.
 

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sirdanrhodes said:
lava_lamp said:
being admin on a gmod RP server and just player posses people
and killing other people with possessed players

they got pissed >:D
I can't fucking stand people like you! Sadly, almost all GMod servers have people like you, it's sickening.
have you ever tried that?

i dont get mad when other people do it anymore
because its so fun
 

goatzilla8463

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on oblivion, i went into the guard's room with no armour on and attacked a guard. this lead to a cluster-fuck when the guards all eagerly jumped on me.
 

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When i was playing WoW on lvl 60 (old school) on my rogue there was this alliance warrior who i really did not like, mostly because of his ego.

After a while i knew that he was grinding at Tyr's Hand every saturday at 8:00 PM and beeing on a PvP server it was a sort of an unwritten rule that you do not kill the opposite faction when grinding.

My great plan was to help him out whith killing mobs when horde where nearby and then kill the horde when they saw me helping him.

The response of the horde was beating the crap out of the warrior while I sat in stealth and enjoyed the show. I actually kept that up for 5 weeks or something <3
 

hazabaza1

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Megaton, god mode, powerfist.

I ran around punching people, but not killing. Fun times.
 

Baltist

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got a Left4Dead story, being 50% dick move (in my opinion)
i was playing Death Toll campaign with my buddies Leeso94 and Diseased Rooster.
now, Lesso is a joker. he pulls some fast ones every now and then, like on the 3rd map of death toll we were being chased by a tank, we said screw it and ran leaving the comp character to fight the tank. comp died, Rooster died then Leeso. i almost made it to the train when leeso said "Talon, there's a hunter behind you!" so i while running i turned and got killed by the tank. anyways we reached the finale, and got to the parking lot and heard the with. she was in the little shack and it went down like this.

Me: aw man she's in the shack. there's probably a health kit in there too.
Rooster: actually the health kits never change locations for some reason on this map. (they may have patched since then.) well, let's keep moving.
Leeso: actually i think i can get the health kit.
Rooster: well, i'm gona go scout ahead for more health kits so we can heal.
I saw Leeso open up the door to the shack, the witch screamed, i closed the door.
Leeso: Talon You Bastard!.
Talon: that's for the so called "Hunter".
Rooster: what's going on?
we all laughed in the end and Leeso accepted the idea of Karma coming to bite him in the ass.
 

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ninja_of_death said:
I was playing Starcraft: Brood War on Battle.Net in a 7-1 comp stomp. I knew that i wasn't good enough to get any units to the enemy before the other 6 players could wipe the floor with him. So instead, at the urging of a friend, I played as terran and teched up to ghost as fast as possible, built a nuke, and turned off allied victory. However i left allied on so i wouldn't show up as being an enemy. I sent my ghost to the player directly to the left of me and dropped a nuke on his command center and then turned allied victory back on. The game ended as a win for us right after the nuke dropped and i got to nuke a teammate. Douchebag move but freakin hilarious.
Me and this one forum I went to did entire Backstab matches. We did this for months, and probably helped lower the amount of compstomps.
But then, when we all stopped, probably helped raise them back as well.
 

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I went on a 21 kill spree while playing COD W@W with some friends, needless to say they were pissed
 

Christemo

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oh, almost forgot these:

shooting a buddy of mine (they are a few years younger than me and can take jokes) in the backhead with my .50 just for getting his grenade in CSS.

teabagging every single kill i got in a match with my friends in CSS. hilarity ensued.

hitting a friend of mine in the face with a watermelon in HL2: deathmatch, killing him on the spot.

using my Earthquake god power in Age of Mythology on my friend´s base. needless to say he needed 15 minutes to recover.
 

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Christemo said:
oh, almost forgot these:

shooting a buddy of mine (they are a few years younger than me and can take jokes) in the backhead with my .50 just for getting his grenade in CSS.

teabagging every single kill i got in a match with my friends in CSS. hilarity ensued.

hitting a friend of mine in the face with a watermelon in HL2: deathmatch, killing him on the spot.

using my Earthquake god power in Age of Mythology on my friend´s base. needless to say he needed 15 minutes to recover.
you're not a nice friend. lol
 

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GoliathJT said:
BHD Multiplayer. One would be running across a sniper map randomly shooting my M9. I pistolkilled someone 500 meters away.

BHD MP. Using the grenade launcher the entire map.
These aren't dick moves, that's lucky shooting
 

electric_warrior

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i shot a a friend of mine on l4d because i was low on health and wanted his health pack, irritating thing was i was pounced by a hunter as i applied the pack
 

BolognaBaloney

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GoliathJT said:
BolognaBaloney said:
GoliathJT said:
BHD Multiplayer. One would be running across a sniper map randomly shooting my M9. I pistolkilled someone 500 meters away.

BHD MP. Using the grenade launcher the entire map.
These aren't dick moves, that's lucky shooting
Ok I'll agree on the M9, but the grenade launchers are automatic-emplaced weapons on fortresses. So camping there, lagging the server, and killing enemies before they can shoot, is a fun time.
Oh gotcha, I thought ya meant just randomly shooting across the level...
 

Megacherv

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Assassin's Creed. There was a soldier who had surrendered so I just walked away and left him, jumped across onto another roof-top, then threw a knife at his cowering body.

EDIT: Ooh, and playing Halo 3 match 4v1 via system link, my teammate kept being a team-killing shit, so I tried to avenge someone and ended up killing them instead...damn CR and GR at the beginning of their names...
 

XJ-0461

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Not really a dick move, more insanely stupid. I set off an airstrike in CoD 4 and managed to kill nobody except myself. I felt like a moron.