Your Biggest Dick Move
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IN GTA 4 online, I always single out the most annoying person and proceed to hunt them for hours
I was playing Gears 2 with my brother against bots (Execution mode) and we had lost the last 3 games. It was on Insane and he was new to the game so it wasn't like we were getting owned. On top of that, it was a map I'd never played so I didn't know where I was going. So he's following me around every time and we finally get a point.
The score is 3 to 1 for the enemies. So He gets all self-confident that we'll keep winning and runs off by himself at the start of the game and dies quickly, we lose the match, 4 to 1 now. You know how at the end of a match the leader of your team comments on your progress? So Hoffman says: "We can't win this war... not when we've got failures like YOU at the frontlines". Then my little brother (who is now discouraged and sulky over our losing) begins to chant this after I die. We lose again and at the start of the match I tell him to follow me or else. He of course runs away so I hit his character (FF was on) and he smartens up for the match (I'm a much better player). We won the match
Of course next match he runs off again and I do the same tactic, except I fire at his heels to hurry him up (he was dragging his virtual feet). We win again. Obviously my tactic (teamwork) is succeeding, but thats not good enough for him, so what he does next round is try to change to the shotgun and blow me into bits. I change to it faster and rifle whip him down. He gets revived by a teammate. I shoot him down again and hide behind a crate. He gets revived and starts to sprint out of the spawn base hunting for me. I see some nearby frags and well... plant one on the floor and leap back. I shotgun at him (by now he's at least 30 meters away) he runs at me and runs right over the grenade... BOOM, chunks of him rain down.
I'm sit there laughing while he tries to pummel me in real life. I win the match by myself as I was starting to get better. Next round I shotgun him point-blank at the start of the game preventing him from getting any play time (there are no respawns in Execution). So he throws a little spaz and leaves. My friend takes his place and he and me later get into a fight from long range with Lancers. I down him and pull out my snub-nose pistol as there's no way I could get close enough to finish him in 15 seconds, so I wait for him to get up, shooting his downed body casually. Then, without warning, his head goes POP and his corpse slumps to the ground. I laugh hysterically and my friend goes from smirking to dropping his jaw on his lap.
I learned two usful things in Gears 2 that day:
1: The snub-nose can finish off downed people in Execution
2: Planted grenades with FF on are not friendly to you or your team.
The score is 3 to 1 for the enemies. So He gets all self-confident that we'll keep winning and runs off by himself at the start of the game and dies quickly, we lose the match, 4 to 1 now. You know how at the end of a match the leader of your team comments on your progress? So Hoffman says: "We can't win this war... not when we've got failures like YOU at the frontlines". Then my little brother (who is now discouraged and sulky over our losing) begins to chant this after I die. We lose again and at the start of the match I tell him to follow me or else. He of course runs away so I hit his character (FF was on) and he smartens up for the match (I'm a much better player). We won the match
Of course next match he runs off again and I do the same tactic, except I fire at his heels to hurry him up (he was dragging his virtual feet). We win again. Obviously my tactic (teamwork) is succeeding, but thats not good enough for him, so what he does next round is try to change to the shotgun and blow me into bits. I change to it faster and rifle whip him down. He gets revived by a teammate. I shoot him down again and hide behind a crate. He gets revived and starts to sprint out of the spawn base hunting for me. I see some nearby frags and well... plant one on the floor and leap back. I shotgun at him (by now he's at least 30 meters away) he runs at me and runs right over the grenade... BOOM, chunks of him rain down.
I'm sit there laughing while he tries to pummel me in real life. I win the match by myself as I was starting to get better. Next round I shotgun him point-blank at the start of the game preventing him from getting any play time (there are no respawns in Execution). So he throws a little spaz and leaves. My friend takes his place and he and me later get into a fight from long range with Lancers. I down him and pull out my snub-nose pistol as there's no way I could get close enough to finish him in 15 seconds, so I wait for him to get up, shooting his downed body casually. Then, without warning, his head goes POP and his corpse slumps to the ground. I laugh hysterically and my friend goes from smirking to dropping his jaw on his lap.
I learned two usful things in Gears 2 that day:
1: The snub-nose can finish off downed people in Execution
2: Planted grenades with FF on are not friendly to you or your team.
Yay! Long time lurker first time poster! Well being the nice guy that I am, I would offcourse like to introduce myself, by responding to a thread like this.. So much for first impressions eh?
My biggest dickmove was probably done in world of warcraft. It wasn't anything original really, but summoning a newbie beggar to the depths of the Stranglethorn sea, after telling him he had to delete his heartstone, actually made me feel a little bad after me and my friends laughed our respective behinds off at his predicament. All he ever wanted was to go to Thunderbluff, and for his efforts he got trapped in the most inhospital of environments for a little guy, without his teleportation device.
My biggest dickmove was probably done in world of warcraft. It wasn't anything original really, but summoning a newbie beggar to the depths of the Stranglethorn sea, after telling him he had to delete his heartstone, actually made me feel a little bad after me and my friends laughed our respective behinds off at his predicament. All he ever wanted was to go to Thunderbluff, and for his efforts he got trapped in the most inhospital of environments for a little guy, without his teleportation device.
In Battlefield: Bad Company, I was sitting within some bushes on Harvest day. A squadmate came up to me with a medpack and threw it at my feet. I was full health so I turn around and start shooting. Suddenly I get shot from behind, so I thought is was the squad mate. His gun was still smoking, so I assaultrifled him in the head. Turns out an enemy player was shooting me. I shot the enemy, but the squadmate wasn't too happy about it. He kept spawning behind me and trying to kill me, but he couldn't. I kept killing him. He ragequitted after ten minutes.
Good times...
EDIT: And Yudas, welcome to the Escapist!
Good times...
EDIT: And Yudas, welcome to the Escapist!
My roommate and I once got on a Team Fortress 2 achievement server, stole the other team's intelligence cases, and held them underwater with two level 3 sentry nests. A couple of scouts from the other team arrived with our team's cases in an attempt to kill us for the belittled beleaguer achievement, so we ended up with all four briefases in the water where basically no one could get at them for several minutes. A sniper and demoman were finally able to bust up our stuff after a while, but it was fun while it lasted.
Some 12 year old moron on my team was bragging on about how great america was, and insulting a German friend of mine, on the same team, after a while he shot my friend and was chanting "USA, USA, USA, just like how we kicked your ass in WWII" to which I replied with a Dragonov bullet through the cranium after that first round, he never lived any longer then 5 seconds.
I used to play Fastest possible map a lot..ninja_of_death said:
I would join a 7v1 comp stomp and kill all 6 people on my team without any problems. I did this whenever i was pissed, lol.
Making my friends play Diablo 2 with me on Hell difficulty as I was in a drunken stupor, repeatedly killing us all (it was softcore mode).
I started off around 90% to lvl and when I woke up the next day, bleary eyed and hung over, I checked my xp bar and was at 1%.
Took them a while to forgive me for that, but several of them confided in me much later that it was actually quite fun to die repeatedly from my drunken mistakes.
I don't really drink anymore so the likelihood of this happening when D3 comes out is nil.
I started off around 90% to lvl and when I woke up the next day, bleary eyed and hung over, I checked my xp bar and was at 1%.
Took them a while to forgive me for that, but several of them confided in me much later that it was actually quite fun to die repeatedly from my drunken mistakes.
I don't really drink anymore so the likelihood of this happening when D3 comes out is nil.
Wayyyy back in the days of vanilla WoW (when you had to get forty fucking people together for a raid)...
We were going to Azshara for some reason. Part of the Molten Core runup, IIRC-- Hydraxian Water Lords-- and as a "team-building" exercise we all stayed together. I was drunk and tired. And a shaman.
There's a big cliff you can jump off of down into the sea rather than running around the long way. I was also the first one down, followed by my wife.
Off vent, I say to her, "Oh, I'm about to do something to get /gkicked"
I globally mute the channel in vent
...and proceed to cast Water Walking on every, single, guildy as they jump off of the cliff. Piles of bodies and people are STILL jumping off of that cliff to their doom. The only person who didn't die was the Guild Master, who was smart enough to click off of the buff before he went splat. He probably guessed what I was up to, since he's known me for more than a decade now and is perfectly aware of my black and twisted sense of humor. (One of the funniest parts was seeing the icons light up in Vent as people are going 'WTF' or trying to warn each other.)
Needless to say, I effectively derailed the evening (it was late anyway). There was a lot of nerdrage going on guild chat for a while; some folks even threatened to quit if I wasn't booted from the guild, even though I offered to pay every repair bill. The GM ended up telling them that it was fucking hilarious, and that- in his opinion- if they were too stupid to not click off the buff, it was their own damn problem.
I spent alot of money fixing people's shit, tho.
I really shoulda screenshotted it. It was spactacular.
We were going to Azshara for some reason. Part of the Molten Core runup, IIRC-- Hydraxian Water Lords-- and as a "team-building" exercise we all stayed together. I was drunk and tired. And a shaman.
There's a big cliff you can jump off of down into the sea rather than running around the long way. I was also the first one down, followed by my wife.
Off vent, I say to her, "Oh, I'm about to do something to get /gkicked"
I globally mute the channel in vent
...and proceed to cast Water Walking on every, single, guildy as they jump off of the cliff. Piles of bodies and people are STILL jumping off of that cliff to their doom. The only person who didn't die was the Guild Master, who was smart enough to click off of the buff before he went splat. He probably guessed what I was up to, since he's known me for more than a decade now and is perfectly aware of my black and twisted sense of humor. (One of the funniest parts was seeing the icons light up in Vent as people are going 'WTF' or trying to warn each other.)
Needless to say, I effectively derailed the evening (it was late anyway). There was a lot of nerdrage going on guild chat for a while; some folks even threatened to quit if I wasn't booted from the guild, even though I offered to pay every repair bill. The GM ended up telling them that it was fucking hilarious, and that- in his opinion- if they were too stupid to not click off the buff, it was their own damn problem.
I spent alot of money fixing people's shit, tho.
I really shoulda screenshotted it. It was spactacular.
in red orchestra one time. I had to go and the match was just starting and there were a lot of guys around. I threw my grenades and shot a bunch with my smg. It was fun
I got Super Pissed in A Halo 1 match (PC)
the other team were kicking so much ass with there sniper rifles so i switched teams
and Betrayed the hell out of that team needless to say they were super pissed
Oh and in COD4
"Yo jake if you trade your sniper rifle for that pistol quickly on the floor there's a glitch where you can carry 3 guns"
Jake: "Really" (picks up pistol)
ME: Snatches Sniper rifle from floor and sprints off to the other side of the map "SYKE" !
the other team were kicking so much ass with there sniper rifles so i switched teams
and Betrayed the hell out of that team needless to say they were super pissed
Oh and in COD4
"Yo jake if you trade your sniper rifle for that pistol quickly on the floor there's a glitch where you can carry 3 guns"
Jake: "Really" (picks up pistol)
ME: Snatches Sniper rifle from floor and sprints off to the other side of the map "SYKE" !
I played a priest in WoW, so I'd say that my "biggest dick move" in gaming terms would have to be jumping annoying Alliance players off cliffs and other large objects. My personal favourites would have to be lava diving outside Molten Core or skydiving sans parachute from the Naxxramas entrance in WotLK. The lava diving is particularily fun if you can manage to jump them so far in that they die twice attempting to ressurect their way back to the shore. It would have to be that, or using the rogue "Distract" ability on players riding along high precipes, causing them to involuntarily change the direction they are riding in, preferably straight off said cliff. Guessing that in the latter scenario, most of them would be somewhat confused at first.