Your biggest dick move

[Eggsnham]

Well the worst thing I've done, was I went to this movie theatre and I had all this vomit, and I sat on the balcony and I threw it down, and all the people were vomiting all over each other and ahh it was horrible *crys* That was the worst thing I ever done in my life.

*cookies to those that get the reference*

I know that line!!

I just can't for the life of me remember where it came from.

It's gonna piss me off now.

OT: I avoid a girl who really likes me, yet I have absolutely zero attraction for. Now, I wouldn't do that just because I'm not attracted to her, I'm not that much of an ass. She's also incredibly annoying and has some issues that need to be sorted out - issues that she talks about constantly.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

One time I pushed a kid in the pool. He scraped the side of the wall.

It was an accident, I swear!

 

[magwaaf]

cumming in this dude's ridiculously hot wife's mouth 15 minutes before he comes home from the army on leave. he joined the army to get away from the wife and kids he didn't want.

she was a high school ex. he doesnt deserve her. she stays with him because of the twins and well i hope he enjoyed the flavor

I quote this because the mod that put me on probation is probably a chick that got fucked in the butt by surprise. You don't like it in the butt, do you lady.
Well don't take your personal problems out on me. So what if he puts it in your butt? Just bite the pillow and get over it.
Geez ladies. You could all do your man a favor and just take it in the butt a little more often.

thanks for the quote and reply. i havent laughed so hard in awhile

 

[Trivun]

cumming in this dude's ridiculously hot wife's mouth 15 minutes before he comes home from the army on leave. he joined the army to get away from the wife and kids he didn't want.

she was a high school ex. he doesnt deserve her. she stays with him because of the twins and well i hope he enjoyed the flavor

Well sir, you are a complete and utter bastard who deserves this woman even less than the guy she's married to. Regardless of what this man is like, you have absolutely no morals, and are exactly what is wrong with people today. I hope you never find happiness and spend the rest of your life in misery, wondering what the hell went wrong.

cumming in this dude's ridiculously hot wife's mouth 15 minutes before he comes home from the army on leave. he joined the army to get away from the wife and kids he didn't want.

she was a high school ex. he doesnt deserve her. she stays with him because of the twins and well i hope he enjoyed the flavor

I quote this because the mod that put me on probation is probably a chick that got fucked in the butt by surprise. You don't like it in the butt, do you lady.
Well don't take your personal problems out on me. So what if he puts it in your butt? Just bite the pillow and get over it.
Geez ladies. You could all do your man a favor and just take it in the butt a little more often.

And you're even worse. Just go curl up in a corner and cry yourself to sleep, because nobody cares about your vulgar little ways (and I mean little, you dick...). If you were on probation then there was a damn good reason, and for the record as far as I'm aware most of the Red Guard are male. When the OP asked about 'dick moves', that isn't the sort he meant, idiota.

Anyway, both of you are complete and utter dickheads, and I hope you're very happy together.

Back on topic now. I've not really pulled any major 'dick moves' before, though I do tend to keep insulting my brother over his weight. Only in a jokey context, but I guess I'm still pulling a bit of a dick move when I do that. And I used to team-kill in Halo custom edition (on PC) just for the hell of it, though I'm happy to say those days are behind me now...

 

[Urgol]

I got into a really agressiv argument with a girl a long time ago.

She started to take it to a personal level with outright insults and I ended it by saying one of the cruelest things I've said in my entire life. While I don't remember the words it was about a miscarriage she had a year before wich had apparently left her unable to have children of her own anymore.
I didn't shout or anything but it was still enough to make her cry. She used pills to escape life two months after that. She was 21 at the time if I remember right.

What can I say, I was young and full of pride. I had not yet realised that some stains never go away.