Oh, God. I have a few of those...
1. I bought Spore and went so far as to use mods to improve the boring gameplay;
2. I'm a bit of a Sims addict. Thankfully, I manage to wait for bundles or for the end-of-series compilations instead of burning my wallet to ashes by buying each expansion individually;
3. I bought Enter the Matrix and Path of Neo, not learning from the first one that the second was inevitably going to be an awful piece of dreck. Which it was;
4. One of my friends considers Alpha Protocol to be a *great* game. Wrap your head around that for a sec. Nothing works except the dialog system and the overall plot, and it's a *great* game?! Getting him to see how slipshod AP is is like trying to get a lifelong blind person to describe the color red;
5. I cannot appreciate The Witcher for the life of me. I've tried both games, but they both feel too alien to me. They do too many things through too many menus and frankly ask too much of my measly self. I'm a coddled gamer made out of cookie dough who prefers to have his hand guided through Mass Effect 1 or 2. I've had more fun playing the Fable series, for God's sake.
Yes, I've said it, I like the Fable series, even though I'll join the masses by saying that The Journey looks like a terrible, terrible idea.
How's that for shameful?
