one of several things, i dunno, i'm like a happy retard who's good at video games and i only get mad when i'm just loosing badly .
the day i decided to move from medium to hard in gh3 (long time ago) was also the day i got my HDTV, i didn't play GH for a little over a week after that. then a friend told me i had to calibrate it, FML
in tom clancy's endwar, an RTS where you can use the mic, i say into the mic "unit 4 (then i usually say some order) then unit 6 moves. guess who's attacking that squad of tanks now? nope, it's not the helicopters, who have an "you die now" advantage over tanks, it's the anit-air half-tracks who get easily raped by tanks. i'm too busy in the game to see wtf i did.
street fighter 4 on the 360, I HATE THE D-PAD WITH ALL MY SOUL. If i could make a deal with not the devil, but with satanos (that's latin for satan) i would redesign that god damn d-pad so it's separate buttons like on the PS3. then i can ACTUALLY DO THE COOL MOVES AND COMBOS THEY SHOW YOU IN THE BOOKLET!!!!
halo 2 abriged:
cortana: "i'll stay behind, i don't want to create a remote detonation"
chief: "why don't you create a program that detonates it for us, like a time bomb"
cortana: "good idea, i didn't think of that"
they both go back to earth, you play through halo 3 without having to shit around with the flood b/c now they can't find earth through cortana,
but most of all, in brutal legend at the final boss battle, when i took out the first head, a head raker and pair of chicken leg walker things came out of nowhere, raped my army (which was pretty big) took all my merch booths and instantly slaughtered my stage. i turned my head literally for one second and all hell brakes loose (no joke, i actually turned around to talk to someone and this happened)