your bionic appendage

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

A bionic wang, cause I'm an immature teenager like that.
joking.

For real, Bionic eyes that can display an computer over my vision. So I can surf h net ans shit while walking around. Also, eye has an 10 MP camera because I forget to much and a feature that lets it tag everyone in my sight and display a box with their name, info, and vitals because i lead a lot of hiking trips. Useful has hell, that would be.

 

[camokkid]

as long as it makes that cool sound the bionic guy does i would like a long tongue , longer than gene simmons

I could only imagine what you could do with that...



Like get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under 30 seconds!

What did you think I was going to say?

PERVERT!

 

[aarontg]

I want a biotic appendage that can raise an energy sheild, have super strength, have a rocket for flight, a hook shot, and a portable life support first aid system.

 

[devinek12]

bionic prehensile tail
super balance and hanging from stuff
maybe cram a gun in there too...

 

[Mrkittycat]

I can finally have buns of steel

 

[Sonicron]

Doc Ock mechanical tentacle arms.

Damn, beaten to the punch. Yeah, I'd go for these. Not only would getting around be easier and more fun, but I'd also be able to avoid those situations where I wish I had two extra hands. Furthermore, all those integrated tools sure would be handy.

 

[Hollock]

bionic vibrating spine that very gradually increased it's vibration speed. Why It would have the effect of a constant full body massage (yes happy ending) and in a year or two it would be moving so fast that I could phase through solid objects.

 

[Shrewsbury]

To quote the immortal words of Eminem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl5EyDTIDeM

Dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun...
Go Go Gadget Dick!

 

[RicardoTheOctopus]

I'd have bionic hands. One hand would be a bucket, so that I could sit down whenever I wanted. The other would be a megaphone, so I could yell at random people.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

I would have to say functional (but removeable) halo armor with food replicator, double cup holders (just kidding on that one), and a built in wrist-mounted crossbow, stranger's wrath style.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

An extra bionic head would suit my needs. As to where it would be located, I haven't decided if it should be in the back of my default head, on another neck or in place of another organic limb or at the end of yet another cybernetic limb (such as a tail or arm).
Whereever it would be situated, laser eyes would practically be a must right after an upgradable cyber-brain.

What good is another brain that isn't any more powerful than an Atari 2600? My organic head would disqualify it for any Disability allowances, so it wouldn't even have that!

 

[Biosophilogical]

Bionic left forearm. And the hand can transform into a sword/knife/thingy. And it could crush/bend steel ... actually make it an entire bionic left arm (shoulder included), that way I could use it to hold myself up without my shoulder/bicep hurting.

Oh, and maybe like ... grappling-hook-ninja-star hybrid, so that I can shoot ninja stars (blades of death w/e) and then not have to go and pick them up/buy new ones everytime ... oh and I could also use the grappling-hook-ninja-star thing as ... wait for it .......... A Grappling Hook!.

So, quick question, is anyone here planning on becoming a super-powered-bionic-left-arm engineer? If so I call dibs on being your first customer ... and I could like ... do advertisements and stuff so that I wouldn't have to actually pay for it.

 

[Beartrucci]

I would take wings for sure. Oh and a right arm similar to Alex Mercer's, as in it can morph into a gigantic blade or shield and stuff.

 

[Hypocratic Oath]

Uh...cybernetic eyes with a Hud OR cybernetic hands, manual dexterity and claws? yesplz

 

[ottenni]

A bionic stomach, so i can eat bricks n stuff. So if i ever get buried alive i can eat my way out!

 

[Keepitclean]

I'd have to go with retractable back spines can be used like arms, wings, giants spider legs and such.

 

[LuntiX]

Probably a bionic right arm since my current right arm is so scarred up and battered, oh and of course the arm would have skin grafted to it to make it look real. The second purpose, inspired by Trigun, would a gun in the wrist. The hand would fold backwards to reveal said gun.