Your Birthday!

[Pimppeter2]

December 16 1993

I usually expect a parade fallowed by a massive blowout party for only my 800 closest friends

 

[manaman]

This last year ended with us going to the bowling ally drunk at 4am and me getting kicked out after finding out that there is a speed readout for your last throw.

I have hit 25 MPH, what was your fastest?

I don't imagine I have anything special planned. May take the Girlfriend out to the Strip Club (She'll say she is taking me) and get an hour in the VIP room or something different... Other than that, no clue...

Also, My Birthday is Planetary Assault Day! I made it an Official Escapist holiday when I was elected President. We usually take a bunch of Star Destroyers and trash a planet and call it a party!

I hit 34 and figured with a lighter ball I could hit 40 mph. I grabbed one of the hollow 8's they use for kids and had to grip the sucker cause the finger holes where to small. I pretty much shot putted the thing halfway down the lane before it bounced two lanes over and end up being a gutter ball. I went sober a few nights ago. Self imposed I had to get up early the next morning. I could only seem to get a ball (controlled) down the lane at 27mph so there is every possibility that the above speeds are simply a product of my drunken imagination.

Girls at strip clubs get all the attention. Seriously the girls love to shower girls at strip clubs with attention. Also don't let the sad lesbian give you a lap dance. Or if she does look sad do not ask her why.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I have run out of stuff other than video games that I want, and the rest of my family is determined to give me gifts but is either, "You have enough of those, aren't they all the same?" or "Those will rot your mind, you need outside toys!" about video games.

So they basically just give me gift cards for books, or $20.

And of course, CAKE!

The one that isn't a lie...

 

[The Shade]

Happy (belated*) Birthday then.

I'm not a birthday person at all. Turned legal drinking age last month. Didn't do anything about it. (I'm not a "no-drinking" person, I just didn't wanna do anything that day.) My friends are usually telling me I should go "get wasted" but I don't find that at all fun.

Anyway, yeah. I don't do birthdays. Who wants to celebrate aging?



[sup]*Belated depending on your timezone, that is.[/sup]

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I never celebrate my birthday. I might celebrate my next birthday since it's my 16th.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I turned 15 recently.
Fuck yeah! I get my permit soooonn!!!!!




im sooo very young..

Have fun waiting in line for 4 unholy hours. It's worth it though.

Ah, yes, my birthday. Well, quite obviously, every day is my birthday. Celebrate! Party! Give me free stuff!