Your Boss Battle.

[tombman888]

(this thred is rushed so, no i did not use search bar, no i'm not going to fix ALL my grammer, and no i'm not putting my answer too)

anyways, lets say that you are a boss inside a video game. When the mighty hero of the game comes to defeat you, what can you do to stop him/her? What are your moves, are you in a shooter or a fighter, what is/are your weaknesses, do you have a Health bar or a hit limit, do you summon minions or are you a solo fighter, what is your weapon/s. you know, stuff like that.

please don't make it so that you're impossible to defeat. make it challenging, not game-breaking.

 

[Glamorgan]

Hmm... Interesting question. I would be...
I dunno. My moves? Insta-death shots, chainsaw in the face, and hyper beam.
And I'm 100 feet tall.
And I have minions.
And 6 arms!
And Dragon wings!
And a mother freaking 50 million hit points!

And the hero is a kitten. With a stick.

AND I GET A FLYING MONKEY PET!

What?

You said challenging!
don't look at me like that!

 

[dawdarsd]

this thread is pointless , buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut i would be another brute boss that every game has one and i would chrage into the hero while he sidesteps i hit the wall and the hero has to repeat it 10 more times to kill me that's how average videogame bosses are

 

[Ldude893]

Breath fire, unleash sonic waves, summon the hardest non-boss units every two minutes, and call down meteor storms and lighting strikes.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

I' be a Colonel Radec(Killzone 2) - style boss who teleports behind you for a quick backstab, and turns invisible.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I'd be some ninja in 6 layers of kevlar armour equipped with 1000 batarangs and a Fallout 3 plasma pistol.

And I could change the level into a flying thorugh the rings level from Superman 64

[sub]I need to do things more productive [/sub]

 

[PauL o_O]

I'd be a ridiculously huge, intimidating dragon snake thing (Shadow of the Colossus sand dragon snake thing) flying in circles scaring the pants off of the protagonist. There would be small minions all over the ground, but not really doing much other then eating up ammo. I would do little side attacks like causing shock waves near the protagonist that would send him/her/you flying and destroying any rock structures near-by.
My real threat would be my dive, where I dive at the protagonist head first, causing slight second long earthquakes across the map. If I hit, the protagonist dies instantly. If the protagonist simply dodges the attack, I'd dig in and out of the map for a bit causing tremors, then return to the sky and circle around for a bit.
The protagonist could like shoot me or launch catapults at me while I'm flying around, and if I take one too many shots to the face I'd start flying really low so the protagonist could jump onto me and cause some damage. Also if the protag dodged my attack and made me run into a mountain or something, I would land belly up and reveal my weak point for some serious damage.

Oh and my weakness would be like the color orange or something, so you'd have to like set a forest fire and confuse me and then after I lose enough blood and become terribly confused by the orange flames I'd flip a shit and fly straight into the ocean or some cool cinematic for my death.
Which would then lead to a whole underwater level where you have to fine my corpse and take the treasure you were pursuing from my corpse
I had alot of fun with this thread lol.


I think that'd be fun enough.

 

[Phoenix09215]

I would have to be some kind of huuugggeeee creature! You kill me by attacking different parts of my body (taking them down one by one) and I guess I would be in an adventure RPG

Each part would be weak against a different type of move/spell to give the fight some variety, and each part would also do a different type of attack (some would be fire, water etc. Other do physical damages and maybe sme even cast buff spells and such).

Annyyywayyy my moves would all do major damage at the start, but as more parts are destroyed they get weaker. However, when I am reduced to a single body part (the foot just to make things different) I would begin to charge up a one hit kill move that cannot be dodged!!! So you have to beat me within a time limit or you strat alllll over again :3

Its pprobably been done but I know that fight would piis me off!

 

[Svenparty]

I just wouldn't show or bring any attention to My huge weak spot and also make sure My platform has a bottomless pit around it.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I have an awesome .44 Magnum and a long raincoat from the '30s along with a trilby. Remember, hitpoints are 90% appearance.

In all seriousness I'd be an agile boss that jumps all over the place throwing things at you... in a trilby.

 

[JohanGasMask]

I can come out of any where.
When you feel all safe and relaxed and after an onslaught of enemies and bullets.
I...jump out of the shadows when you´l be taking a shit!

I only have a heavy sledgehammer witch kills my mobility, but you wont expect me.

 

[Mister Eff]

Seeing as I'm 5"11 and pretty damn skinny, I'd probably be the crappiest boss ever.

"He's pretty fast at running, so you gotta catch him to beat him up. Oh, he lit a cigarette, his stamina has halved. Oh, he's eating a foot long Burrito, he's becoming lethargic. Boss deemed too pathetic to battle."

 

[ChupathingyX]

I would be charismatic and devious speaker who holds you at gunpoint, and they only way to beat me is to somehow convince me not to kill you.

 

[imnot]

hides in a cupboard and when they walk past sing justin bieber songs until they die.
and im a dinosaur. made of awsome.

 

[Crispee]

I'd be standing at the top of the highest point in the game and would have the most powerful Pokemon in the world. If not then I'd just turn into a giant snake that shoots frickin' laser beams.

 

[Cogwheel]

You know what would be a good, if incredibly difficult and generally horrifying ripped-from-a-book boss fight?

The Shrike. Think about it for a second. Best in an FPS or action game, obviously. Final Fantasy or something similarly slow-paced would just ruin it.

 

[Stone Wera]

I think I'd break the fourth wall until the gameverse starts crumbling around the player, with large chunks of the ceiling falling randomly, with my weak point being my health bar.

 

[superwookie]

I'm a secret boss, stronger than the final boss but it requires specific actions to be taken in-game. I am myself, The Game Creator. I instantly break the fourth wall by explaining to the characters that I am their creator and they are my puppets.

Phase 1: My attacks consist of rapid punches and kicks.I jump around the level, so that there is only a small window of time for the characters to attack. My health bar is slightly shorter than that of the final boss.

Phase 2: I start to input cheat codes: god mode, extended health, increased power. My form changes to that of a digital demon. I launch blasts of data that follow the characters around, each doing a remarkable amount of damage. I am now much slower, but my constant volley of attacks keep the player from simply slashing out. My health bar is now longer than that of the final boss.

Phase 3: My apparent death. I explain to the characters that they do no longer belong to me, but to the player. I fade away...
But then the background warps to a silly picture of my face, with my hand being the only thing the characters can hit. I constantly warp the battlefield and change the appearance of the characters, putting them in silly outfits. My health bar is about 1.5 times longer now. When I'm at half of my health, I swipe away the health bar, hiding it in the menu, and giving subtle hints to its location. My death is very explosive.

 

[captaincabbage]

I reckon I can sum up what boss I'd be in one sentance.

okay, here goes.

FLYING
SNAKEY
SPEEDING
HORSEY
LEAPY
STABBY
WAHEY

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

I would explode in an arbirtrary (sp) ammount of time killing the player and something valueble like a device that will save the world. The player would have to kill me before time ran out to save himself and the world. (I'm the final boss by the way) I wouldn't be a giant but I'd be pretty big and surprisingly fast. I only have a melee weapon but it's a devistating blow (like a two-hit-kill but the player has regenerating health) so you'd have to shoot me while backing up and dodge my charges (but I don't run into a wall and get stunned thats stupid) After a while you end up destroying what ever was gonna make me explode, so now you don't have that time limit anymore, but it's made me much faster. I dodge your bullets more effectivly and give less time to dodge my charge. After a while you end up stunning me and have to push me into a giant fire pit. I burn alive

Damn I should write for videogames