Well hello everyone, another completely superfluous thread from your friendly rainbow manatee ( ShuddupIknowIamnotreallyamanatee).
And today's topic is as useful as ever:
"What is your completely cartoonishsuperpowerweakness?"
You know, the one weakness, by right, one should not have.
Are you especially ticklish, but only between your first and second toe?
Are you susceptible to superflous synonyms or annoying alliterations?
Do you have an innate fear of bicoloured waterfowl?
Can you only remember two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong?
As is tradition, I shall start first:
I am easily jump-scared by unexpected text messages. And only text messages.
If I get a call I didn't expect, no problem.
If I get a response to a text message, or maybe a text message I have sort of been expecting (like when you make plans with a lady and she texts you that she can't make it #Hunkofburninglove)
But if I get a text message I did not in any way expect, my heart fucking stops.
Point in case:
Today I called up a female friend of mine and she didn't answer.
Now, given that I knew that she might be working, I of course wasn't too disappointed and stopped crying after only 2 minutes.
AND THEN SHE FUCKING TEXTED ME!
Good LORD, I nearly died right there.
I could feel my heart skipping a beat, right before going into fucking overdrive. When I woke up again, paramedics were performing CPR on me, apparently I had been dead for a considerable amount of time.
(I may or may not have made that last part up.)
My point being: I really shouldn't be this fucking startled by getting a text message.
BUT I AM. And I can't help it. I can't help it at all. So if you ever want to mildly annoy me, send me an unexpected fucking text message.
Now it's your turn: Fess up, what is YOUR cartoonish weakness?
(Please nothing serious, keep it light-hearted, nothing that will make me feel like an arsehole for having posted my pitiful excuse for a weakness).
And today's topic is as useful as ever:
"What is your completely cartoonish
You know, the one weakness, by right, one should not have.
Are you especially ticklish, but only between your first and second toe?
Are you susceptible to superflous synonyms or annoying alliterations?
Do you have an innate fear of bicoloured waterfowl?
Can you only remember two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong?
As is tradition, I shall start first:
I am easily jump-scared by unexpected text messages. And only text messages.
If I get a call I didn't expect, no problem.
If I get a response to a text message, or maybe a text message I have sort of been expecting (like when you make plans with a lady and she texts you that she can't make it #Hunkofburninglove)
But if I get a text message I did not in any way expect, my heart fucking stops.
Point in case:
Today I called up a female friend of mine and she didn't answer.
Now, given that I knew that she might be working, I of course wasn't too disappointed and stopped crying after only 2 minutes.
AND THEN SHE FUCKING TEXTED ME!
Good LORD, I nearly died right there.
I could feel my heart skipping a beat, right before going into fucking overdrive. When I woke up again, paramedics were performing CPR on me, apparently I had been dead for a considerable amount of time.
(I may or may not have made that last part up.)
My point being: I really shouldn't be this fucking startled by getting a text message.
BUT I AM. And I can't help it. I can't help it at all. So if you ever want to mildly annoy me, send me an unexpected fucking text message.
Now it's your turn: Fess up, what is YOUR cartoonish weakness?
(Please nothing serious, keep it light-hearted, nothing that will make me feel like an arsehole for having posted my pitiful excuse for a weakness).