Your cat - Why is he/she awesome?

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nightwolf667

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My cat is awesome because she's constantly trying to prove to the shower that she is not afraid of it. Begs for love while I'm on the toilet (and only when I'm on the toilet). Only gives love when it's morning and she wants me to remember to give her wet food. (No love for dry food.) Also, she eats my hair. (But only when it's wet.) Then she tries to throw up on the back of my neck.

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Deadlock Radium

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I don't have a cat :(
But we have a hamster, and that one is AWESOME, it's fat, runs around like an idiot and just looks goddamn adorable.
My uncle (And also my godfather, [SUB]who frequently kid with because he's a Liverpool-supporter..[/SUB]) has got a cat, but it's more of a sofa-pillow, it's fat, soft and just lies there on the sofa. If you take it's place in the sofa, it'll come kick your ass. Seriously.
 

PoliceBox63

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My cat is awesome because I stole him from a guy called Erwin.

for those of you who get it: yay
 

Thaius

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Well for one, my cat will not only lie on my bed at night, but she'll actually crawl under the covers and lie down next to me. It's like cuddling with a stuffed animal, but it's a living, breathing, purring kitty! ^_^

Also, her name is a Red vs. Blue reference: my cat is named Apples. Epic win.
 

mattttherman3

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My family has cats and dogs, we mostly ignore the cats, still feed em and change their litter box, cats just annoy me.
 

gillebro

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good topic, this.

well i've got three. so here's why they're individually awesome

the first one is eighteen years old and it shows. she doesn't move around much and you have to be quite gentle with her. But she's still quite healthy, still eating and still willing to sit outside with you if you take her out. she's awesome because she's been with us for so long and she defines the word "lovely".

the second is my cat. she's about 10 now. she's a bit overweight, and a total fraidy cat. she spends most of her time in one of three places: on my dad's bed (that's her "morning" spot, on top of a closed semi-filled box underneath the kitchen table that has now been squashed so much by her immense weight that the only way you can see her is to kick the box and see her little ears prick up, and squeezed into the same tiny, one-cat basket as the old cat. she's awesome because she's an idiot, and she's hilarious. my brother weight-lifts with her, and he'll also take her outside as far away from our front door as he can, just to watch her running back towards the house as fast as her little legs can carry her.

our third cat is a cream burmese. he's about 9, and he's the smallest of the cats and the only boy. he's the only cat that will visit you in the morning, so you'll wake up to find him sitting at the foot of your bed, or possibly nestled under the covers. he also has moods. sometimes he's incredibly affectionate, sometimes he's tame (normally when he's asleep or has just woken up), and other times he's a right bastard, running from place to place and bothering the other two. he's awesome because he is so affectionate, and he's the go-to cat when we (my brother and i) are trying to bother our other brother.
 

Aerodyamic

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My cat is cool because he's like a puppy.

He plays fetch, I've taught him to sit, and he randomly comes over and becomes a ball of purring idiot in my lap. He also like to squall something that sounds like 'hehroooooooooooooooo' at me, when he's trying to get me to come play with him.
 

Lineoutt

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Xeros said:
Pepper is awesome, because she doesn't take shit from anyone.

Barney is awesome because he is huge, and very affectionate.

Fred is awesome because he too is very affectionate, even though he likes to trip people.

Bear is awesome because she is very skittish, and therefore, sometimes very funny, but she can be affectionate when she wants to.

Tigger is... not awesome.
Holy shit, when I was little a cat named Tigger harassed my cats and jumped on my knee and scraped it open o_O
 

Arkhangelsk

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I don't own a cat, but my brother and his girlfriend have a bunch of cats, and my favorite is the ever so cute Mr. Bubbles. Why?

A)His name. Who doesn't love a Bioshock reference?
B)He has awesome green patterns
C)His eyes are gorgeous
D)Whenever I walk into the apartment, he immediately comes and cuddles against my leg.
 

interspark

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my cats awesome cos she steals stuff from my desk for attention, i only let her nick pens but she makes regular grabs at my memory stick and camera.

i was touched to discover the other day that shes always in my room cos of me, not the soft furnashings, i passed her in the morning as i got up and, instead of running in the open door, she followed me to the bathroom and did that rub-against-your-leg thing, i love my sophie! XD
 

natster43

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My cat Tatum is awesome because she is Tatum, in other words she super cuddly and fluffy, but would not think twice about killing you where you stand, she used to be super anti social.
And my other cat Natalie is awesome because she is part Shoggoth, part kitty.
That is why they are awesome.
 

interspark

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Soulgaunt said:
My cat is awesome because her name is Thuggy.
My other cat is a ***** who left us to go live with someone else. She also left her suicidal daughter with us...
our cats leave us sometimes (wasnt meant to be i guess) but the great thing is, once, one of them came BACK, sure it was only for a few days but its nice to know they remember you
 

olcohalic

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I love my cat because I am his combat teacher. When i pull my sleeve over my hand and tickle him on his belly he goes completely nuts, and latches on to my hand, leaving it full of scratches. He's a complete BADASS thanks to his combat lessons.

Yet he still blinks at me slowly which is a sign of love, and when my baby sister goes to pick him up he just tolerates it, without hurting her because i guess he trusts her not to hurt him.

Black cats FTW!

oh and he has a mane :D
 

PixieFace

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My lizard was awesome because he pooped a lot. Everywhere. Big massive poops for such a small creature. I don't know how he did it. Also, he had MASSIVE lizard balls. Like, jesus fucking christ, all of you boys would be so damn jealous. He knew it, too, because he flaunted them everywhere. He would press them up against the glass walls of his home for everyone to see and admire, or he would slap them right there purposely in your eye when he crawled on your face.

Alas, my little Garby succombed to a nasty lizard disease. My heart yet weeps for my little baby. :(

My joint-owned cat with my friends is awesome because he yowls like an angry homeless doomsayer. He is also half blind and scittish, so sometimes he'll be sleeping peacefully on your lap, and then jolt awake and OH MY GOD THEY'RE COMING FOR ME and run and run and then he'll slam headfirst into a wall, fall over, and then go back to sleep again right there on the floor.

My joint-owned dog is awesome because she is SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUU OHHH SHE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! She gets so excited around people that she ends up wagging her whole butt instead of just her tail. And apparently that little pup loves me so much that even when my name is mentioned, she'll sit and wait patiently by the front door until I arrive. She also guards the chickens in their coup with a happy diligence. Dogs are magical.

Oh, how I love animals!
 

Amberella

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My Kittahh is super freaking awesome it's illegal! :D
He's soft, purrs when I look at him and lets me lay my head on his chubby tummy. xD
But really, he is a great cat. :3
 

zombiesinc

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My brother's cat isn't awesome, she's a *****.
But I love my brother's cat, she can be a pretty cute cat.
 

chaos order

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My cat is awesome because it can jump really high, and even when he was a kitten he could easily jump from the ground straight on my shoulder, it hurt but was awesome. also whenever i take a shower my cat HAS to groom my hair or it wont shut the hell up and it actually feels pretty good.