Your Catchphrase?

[neoontime]

I often add z and ers to my words
[sup]I know it's lame[/sup]
Also, I say welch instead of well.

 

[polymath]

Mine's prob "My sarcasm sense is tingling"

 

[Syphous]

It's not a catchphrase, but I say 'sir' all the time.

"Thank you, sir." is probably the most common thing I say when playing online video games, whether someone saved my ass from a shit-storm of bullets or traded me something cool or whatever the case.

Problem is I use 'sir' so much that I constantly fuck up and call women 'sir' without even realizing I did it.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I call shenanigans on that. When there are shenanigans going on.

 

[P-mac]

1 ¡Suceso!
2.Jesus McChist!
3.Anyhoo...
4.Alrighty then
5.What a riveting piece of information! (When anyone tells me a useless fact)
6.You must be riot at parties.. (When anyone says something odd to me)

 

[0p3rati0n]

I say this usually in rage when I'm playing MW2:

"I SWEAR THIS GUY IF GOING TO GIVE ME A FUCKING ANEURISM!!!"

 

[SpaceGnome]

Watch out for bears.

 

[oxiclean]

Implying "X"

EG "Implying I care about your problems" when someone starts going on and on with their problems as though I care.

 

[RootbeerJello]

Sometimes me and one of my friends yell a coordinated "zing!" when one of us tells a particularly shitty joke. If something weird happens I've been quoted a few times as just saying "Well," or "Well, fuck" if the situation warrants it. Oh yeah, and basically whenever I'm out at night I'll go "Guys, we're like, really likely to get eaten by a grue."

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

"Dude, it's not that gay and it's not like anyones around, just try putting it in your mouth"

 

[elcamino41383]

When someone says something like "You know what would be awesome?" I'll say "If you shut the fuck up" or something to that effect.

When given something I could care less for I'll say "It's the greatest present I never wanted."

Last I can think of, something like the first. When someone says "How about we do [insert activity here]?" I'll say "How about you shut up and die?"

Edit: Oh also when someone says something and I don't hear it, I say "You did what to who for how much?"

 

[DSK-]

"Much Love" used in various ways. Most of the time proclaiming my undying love to people.

Otherwise there are many more phrases that I utter but they aren't as significant as that.

 

[silver wolf009]

"Oh for the love of sweet candy coated JESUS!"

 

[quantum mechanic]

With my brothers, I frequently tell them to stop talking with "Shut the fuck up, Donny. You're out of your element." (Movie quote)

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

'...Da fuck?'
Short and sweet, just how I like 'em.

 

[DeXusLM]

1- thats what your mum said while i was shaving her back

2- apply flawless logic that can even counter your own argument

3- did you get that thing i sent you?

 

[hecticpicnic]

"and what not" or "what not?"
"you know your self"
"well?"(greeting)