Your clothes are on fire? WTF do you do!!!???
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Light most stuff on fire I can, by touching them before I die
I wish i had your sense of humor.Hubilub said:
Well I'd just run off the nearest tower I could fine like Lord Denethor from Lord of the Rings. The five hundred foot fall certainly put him out!
Of course the the problem of death once I hit the ground but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, right?
Of course the the problem of death once I hit the ground but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, right?
so you're saying my cloths shouldnt be on fire normaly? guess thats why I'm always in pain oh well to lazy to change now
Attack the ninjas! Fire is their only weakness! Well, unless they have shuriken... which they probably do. Balls.
Plan B involves finding the person who ignited my clothes and returning the favor ^_^
Plan C generally revolves around failing to do either of the first two plans before the pain centers in my brain wake up, and involves lots of screaming, some running, maybe some fire dousing or possibly just more burning. Then Death. Or Cake. One of those is a lie, the other leads to the party! Assuming party submission position! Wow, it's three in the morning...
Plan B involves finding the person who ignited my clothes and returning the favor ^_^
Plan C generally revolves around failing to do either of the first two plans before the pain centers in my brain wake up, and involves lots of screaming, some running, maybe some fire dousing or possibly just more burning. Then Death. Or Cake. One of those is a lie, the other leads to the party! Assuming party submission position! Wow, it's three in the morning...
Scream in pain and joy. The former for being on fire and the latter for the success of the zippo butt
Well this has actually happened to me so I can speak with some authority.
I'd been smoking "magical" cigarettes one day (in my younger days) by myself and after I lit it I kept my finger on the lighter which eventually melted.
By the time I'd noticed it was a flaming ball of plastic and in the state I was in, the only thing I could think to do was, freak out I then flicked melted plastic all over my sweater which also caught on fire!
Probably a lesson in there somewhere.
I'd been smoking "magical" cigarettes one day (in my younger days) by myself and after I lit it I kept my finger on the lighter which eventually melted.
By the time I'd noticed it was a flaming ball of plastic and in the state I was in, the only thing I could think to do was, freak out I then flicked melted plastic all over my sweater which also caught on fire!
Probably a lesson in there somewhere.
