Your clothes are on fire? WTF do you do!!!???

[Dwarfman]

I'm assuming this is in the absence of devices such as a fire blanket.

I dare say your best bet to as everyone else has said 'stop, drop and roll'

Once the fire is out find a source of gently flowing cold water (a shower for example) and apply this running cold water to the afflicted areas. This will stop the residual heat from 'cooking' your body any further.

SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY! I believe the numbers to call an ambulance are 000 (AUS) 999(UK) 911(USA)

It may be possible to remove the clothing depending on how muc damage your body has recieved. Anything over a second degree burn leave em on and let the ambos' do thier job.

 

[Sir Kemper]

Throw a Bottle of Piss on myself.

(Massive Props for getting this and putting some context into it.)

 

[Soulgaunt]

Throw a Bottle of Piss on myself.

(Massive Props for getting this and putting some context into it.)

TF2/Jarate reference?
OT: Most likely, I'd melt.

 

[thestickman91]

Kill the fire with more fire!!!!

The extra fire will steal all the oxygen from the first fire.

I AM SAVED!

hence the phrase "fight fire with fire"

 

[Sir Kemper]

Throw a Bottle of Piss on myself.

(Massive Props for getting this and putting some context into it.)

TF2/Jarate reference?
OT: Most likely, I'd melt.

*Ding* *Ding* *Stoped Me From Looking Like A PervetDing*

Yup. =)

 

[Jark212]

Take my cloths off, slowly...

 

[SimuLord]

In the fire scenario you describe, I'm thinking "how close am I to my shower?" first, then I'm thinking "stop drop and roll" if the answer's not "damn close".

 

[lacktheknack]

"Oooooh... these clothes... so... hot..." (does incredibly creepy striptease-style strip down)

Or, you know, stop drop and roll.

 

[Sansha]

EARLY IN THE MORNIN'

S'ALL GOOD TO STOP DROP AN' ROLL

AND IN THE EVENIN'

S'ALL GOOD TO STOP DROP AND ROLL

COS WHEN IT'S HOT

DECEPTIKONS

STOP DROP AN' ROLL

 

[War Penguin]

I'd stop drop and roll of course.

Or, if I somehow have an inability to do so, I'd just take off my clothes. Simple enough.

 

[Contun]

Tackle the nearest elderly person.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

since I spend so much time in my house run to my bathroom and hop in the shower and get the water flowing ASAP

 

[Allstar309]

Get Chuck Norris to stare at the flames and they will instantly extinguish under fear of facing the destructive powers of the legendary round house kick.

SHISHISHA!!

 

[Vigilantis]

OMGWTFBBQ! You tried to use your fart as flamethrower by combining it with a Zippo lighter! However, your clothes are now on fire!? Holy shit! WTF Do you dooooooooooo!???!??
P.S. I'm Bored.

Sit back and relax as you slowly turn into human bacon.....mmmm smells good.

 

[Chris^^]

an hero

 

[SextusMaximus]

Dance of course!

There are some really obvious answer to questions like this sometimes.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Take them off whilst in the shower. And make sure my zippo is ok, its expensive.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

Why wouldn't your clothes be flame-retardant or wet at all times,anyway? Do you pay no heed to Global Warming?!
I'd swap with a homeless man. His clothes may be dirty and filth-encrusted, but it is enough to skirt America's archaic indecency laws and while mine would be on fire, it would be something warm for him to wear!