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FalloutJack

Bah weep grah nah neep ninny bom
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shaboinkin said:
Porn


...duh!
Actually, first get rid of the virus that's bullshitting me that probably occurred BECAUSE of the porn...and then get back to the porn.
 

Vault101

I'm in your mind fuzz
Sep 26, 2010
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nooooo! my computer IS my life!

well theres not much I could do really I cant really afford another computer as good as this one
 

ShadowsofHope

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Nov 1, 2009
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Googling porn and a solution to the issue using the almighty power of TABS.

..Yeah, I went there.

And if I fail to find a solution, then God help you if you say anything to further depress or piss me off..
 

AgDr_ODST

Cortana's guardian
Oct 22, 2009
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yank the battery, put it back in, start computer up in safe mode, and start running a full scan and hope for the best
 

Darth Crater

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Apr 4, 2010
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Alt-F4.
Start, Shut Down.
Boot laptop, search for solution.
If all else fails, just use the laptop for a few days while I replace the afflicted part. Absolutely nothing on my hard drives is irreplaceable (though some of it would be tedious to gather again), and even that should be intact if the fault is anywhere else in the hardware.

(I assume from the first post that this is legitimate diagnostic software, otherwise step 4 instead reads "boot in safe mode, install and run antivirus")
 

Mstrswrd

Always playing Touhou. Always.
Mar 2, 2008
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I would just sigh. I haven't backed up recently, but I really wouldn't lose that much, so it wouldn't be hard to find it again.
 

jawakiller

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Five minutes eh? Well with my current internet connection I could definitely upload some porn real quick. What else in fuck would you do with that much time?
 

icame

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Aug 4, 2010
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Put the image on my desktop onto a thumb drive, because I like it to much to lose it. Other then that I'm fine. I can just reinstall my steam games...WAIT F*** THAT. I WOULD HAVE TO GET KOTOR 2 WORKING AGAIN. I refuse. I reject the fact that my computer will die in 5 minutes. Through power of pure will and with the help of google this error/virus/whatever is going to die.
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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Back up everything not backed up then spend my time on either here or on Facebook. Maybe ebuddy...
 

Wintermoot

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die as in beyond a reboot?
nothing really all my important stuff is already backed up on a secondary HDD
I might be looking for a way to fix it but its no biggie