Today in Fallout 3 I have become a cyborg, an expert on robotics and energy weapons I wander the waists with my canine and gouhl companions. Came across Andale where the local canibals wanted to have me for dinner only to be reduced to a gelatinous pile of goo; then I decided to go help those kids at Big Town, those poor souls got it real bad, but they should be OK now, for I have teached them the fine art of firing a loaded weapon.
Your day in Fallout 3.
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When I stepped outside I shot the first thing I saw. Then Scavenged, did some other things and when I got the money, hired a hooker. All in a days work. 
Oh god. It all went wrong at the beginning. I was once innocent, man. I left Vault 101 in search of my father and found a little settlement called Megaton. It was quite quaint and its citizens were quick to welcome me; in fact, they were too nice, and I didn't know a thing. This man, I don't even remember his name anymore, it was all his fault. He gave me these mind-expanders and it changed my perception of the world forever; I got hooked.
I didn't know what to do. I had gotten hooked and I didn't have enough money for more. I had Amata's pistol: I remember she had given it to me amidst the chaos that ensued that day. Oh god. I shot him: I can't believe I shot him. I took his key and unlocked his secret drawer. I took it all and got high for days. When I sobered up, it was worse than before. My skin was crawling and I needed another fix already. I searched for ways to get some quick cash--some quick anything if it meant more of my love. I went to the bar.
There was this man: he was well-dressed and spoke with refinement; oh, I will always remember this man. He offered me so many caps; I oould get high for weeks! What he asked of me was something I'd never do normally. I strived for that degree in engineering to help mankind, but I can never change the things I'd done next. I was given a pulse charge emitter to plant into the very bomb which the town is named after and was told to meet this man at Tenpenny Tower after the deed was done.
I head to this faraway location with little resistance and head up the elevator. This man was changed already. He was not composed; I could see the madness in his eyes, but I didn't care at the time because it's time to get paid. The only thing that was left to do was to flip the switch that this man had presented me. The explosion followed and I didn't care. I was given so many caps and a new home. I was given the means to get high. I was given my own place in hell.
I didn't know what to do. I had gotten hooked and I didn't have enough money for more. I had Amata's pistol: I remember she had given it to me amidst the chaos that ensued that day. Oh god. I shot him: I can't believe I shot him. I took his key and unlocked his secret drawer. I took it all and got high for days. When I sobered up, it was worse than before. My skin was crawling and I needed another fix already. I searched for ways to get some quick cash--some quick anything if it meant more of my love. I went to the bar.
There was this man: he was well-dressed and spoke with refinement; oh, I will always remember this man. He offered me so many caps; I oould get high for weeks! What he asked of me was something I'd never do normally. I strived for that degree in engineering to help mankind, but I can never change the things I'd done next. I was given a pulse charge emitter to plant into the very bomb which the town is named after and was told to meet this man at Tenpenny Tower after the deed was done.
I head to this faraway location with little resistance and head up the elevator. This man was changed already. He was not composed; I could see the madness in his eyes, but I didn't care at the time because it's time to get paid. The only thing that was left to do was to flip the switch that this man had presented me. The explosion followed and I didn't care. I was given so many caps and a new home. I was given the means to get high. I was given my own place in hell.
Awesome!waffletaco said:
not much to report.Slow day.
Today in Fallout 3, I got around to gathering up those keys for Crowley, and i followed him as he ran through the Wastes. I lost him, so i waited at the front gate of Constantine. i passed the time by shooting the various robots outside the complex. after getting tired of waiting, i traveled to megaton to sell my stuff. after doing that, i traveled to the recent site of a massacre of the human residents of tenpenny tower. I went through their inventory to find that they had a dart rifle schematic. i fixed me up one of them, and traveled to underworld. after a conversation with the town drunk, i woke a mercenary named reilly.i agreed to help her comrades who were trapped on a rooftop in D.C..however, i got sidetracked when i found a national guard depo. i left, talked with the brotherhood outcasts by the door, and spent some time looking for fort Independence.then, i started looking for a replacement for my recently deceased buddy, Charon(see other post.) I had already killed Clover,so i headed to the Roboco Facility to buy RL-3. couldn't find him though,so i got back to fort constantine to look for crowley. he was dead. i took the keys from him.
9:02 AM. Time to get up! I have a goal in mind today: Explore. Specifically, I want to find all the Vaults, see how things went in each of them.
9:04 AM. That lady found me again. Yeah, the one who keeps giving me gifts because I saved Whoville- errr, I mean, Megaton. She's kind of good-looking, but come on- I own a house with a jukebox, a soda machine and a robot. If she wants my attention, she's going to have to do better than 20 caps.
9:06 AM. Headed out. That guy is STILL sitting outside Megaton begging for water. I gave him some of the filtered stuff. Somehow I feel better about myself when I do. Didn't have the heart to tell him there's perfectly drinkable water inside the city and that he's a putz for sitting around outside.
9:22 AM. Ran into a trio of raiders. Apparently, a man toting a semiauto shotgun, a laser rifle and a TACTICAL NUCLEAR MICROWARHEAD LAUNCHER is an easy mark to people holding planks of wood with nails in them. Splattered one of them so hard that I couldn't find half of him.
9:48 AM. Attacked by, and killed, a giant radscorpion.
9:52 AM. Found a hand. Belonged to the raider I splattered.
10:04 AM. Found a pair of supermutants, one of them with a minigun. I'm told that they have childlike mentalities. I don't know... when I was ten I was smart enough not to fire a minigun into a staircase while the guy standing on top of it plugged me in the head with rifle rounds.
10:08 AM. Killed another giant radscorpion.
10:12 AM. Walked over a land mine someone left lying around in the middle of nowhere. Ow.
10:21 AM. Killed another giant radscorpion. Found a foot. Same bandit.
10:50 AM. Found a radio station, activated it. Followed a morse code transmission to a sewer entrance. Everyone inside was dead. Pretty depressing.
11:12 AM. Killed two more giant radscorpions. Found a friendly Yao Guai (glad I got that Animal Friend perk). I pet it behind the ear and it peed on my foot. Discovery: Yao Guai urine is highly acidic. Now searching for new boots.
11:41 AM. Success! I've found a Vault entrance. Looks like it's already open. Let's see what's inside.
12:36 PM. Gary. Gary? Gaaaaary! ...ahem. Jeez, what a nuthouse. Sadly, Gary's feet are size 7. My feet are beginning to hurt.
12:55 PM. Killed three more giant radscorpions.
1:20 PM. Found a giant satellite relay station with some Ghoul chick inside. Got her hands on a working nuclear satellite, but couldn't get it to aim anywhere. I set it off just so I could see the fireworks show. I think I killed a giant radscorpion.
1:55 PM. Found a jaw. Same bandit.
2:12 PM. Ran into a Deathclaw. I hate those things. Oddly enough, the shot that killed it also somehow sent it into low Earth orbit. Maybe it'll hit that satellite so I can nuke someplace else later.
2:27 PM. Found a place called Deathclaw Refuge. ...yeah, not for all the caps in DC, thanks anyway. Moving on.
2:55 PM. Killed six more giant radscorpions, a bloatfly and five bandits. My armor now has more holes than the wall of my house. I really hate this place sometimes.
3:26 PM. Found an automobile dealership. No salesmen on the floor, how sad. Many giant ants inside though. Let's see if there's anything worthwhile.
4:40 PM. Drenched in toxic acids and half-bitten to death. Good news: The ants need a new queen. Bad news: I need a change of clothing and sixteen replacement missiles.
5:20 PM. Time to head home, it's getting a bit late. Found most of that Donovan guy from Reilly's Rangers lying dead in the middle of a field. Don't know where his head is. He has a nice wrench. Well, had, anyway.
5:55 PM. Five more giant radscorpions. What are these things, a franchise?
6:12 PM. Found a... I don't know what it is, maybe a spleen, on the bank of the Potomac. Same bandit.
6:45 PM. Dropped by Underworld to swap off some scrap metal for stimpaks and Rad-X. They look at me a bit funny now. Maybe I've got the jitters from my newfound Jet addiction. Hey, they can step off... I don't comment to them about the smell.
7:20 PM. Listened to Three Dog brag about my exploits. How does he find this out so fast? Are the giant radscorpions working for him?
7:55 PM. Two more giant radscorpions. I hate bugs.
8:20 PM. It's that lady again. If I wasn't so busy trying to be the Savior of the Wastelands, I'd see if I could get her and Lucy West together for a little something-something, y'know? The robot is going to go offline for a while if that comes to pass... he's about as smooth as a Ghoul's buttcheek.
8:45 PM. Finally got home. Tried to wash up a little, changed clothes, took a shot of Jet and got ready for bed. Told the robot to shut his mouth, which got me a snarky response of "What mouth?". Note to self: Talk to Moira about a new paintjob for the robot tomorrow. Something neon pink.
8:52 PM. Found an eye in my bed. Same bandit.
9:04 AM. That lady found me again. Yeah, the one who keeps giving me gifts because I saved Whoville- errr, I mean, Megaton. She's kind of good-looking, but come on- I own a house with a jukebox, a soda machine and a robot. If she wants my attention, she's going to have to do better than 20 caps.
9:06 AM. Headed out. That guy is STILL sitting outside Megaton begging for water. I gave him some of the filtered stuff. Somehow I feel better about myself when I do. Didn't have the heart to tell him there's perfectly drinkable water inside the city and that he's a putz for sitting around outside.
9:22 AM. Ran into a trio of raiders. Apparently, a man toting a semiauto shotgun, a laser rifle and a TACTICAL NUCLEAR MICROWARHEAD LAUNCHER is an easy mark to people holding planks of wood with nails in them. Splattered one of them so hard that I couldn't find half of him.
9:48 AM. Attacked by, and killed, a giant radscorpion.
9:52 AM. Found a hand. Belonged to the raider I splattered.
10:04 AM. Found a pair of supermutants, one of them with a minigun. I'm told that they have childlike mentalities. I don't know... when I was ten I was smart enough not to fire a minigun into a staircase while the guy standing on top of it plugged me in the head with rifle rounds.
10:08 AM. Killed another giant radscorpion.
10:12 AM. Walked over a land mine someone left lying around in the middle of nowhere. Ow.
10:21 AM. Killed another giant radscorpion. Found a foot. Same bandit.
10:50 AM. Found a radio station, activated it. Followed a morse code transmission to a sewer entrance. Everyone inside was dead. Pretty depressing.
11:12 AM. Killed two more giant radscorpions. Found a friendly Yao Guai (glad I got that Animal Friend perk). I pet it behind the ear and it peed on my foot. Discovery: Yao Guai urine is highly acidic. Now searching for new boots.
11:41 AM. Success! I've found a Vault entrance. Looks like it's already open. Let's see what's inside.
12:36 PM. Gary. Gary? Gaaaaary! ...ahem. Jeez, what a nuthouse. Sadly, Gary's feet are size 7. My feet are beginning to hurt.
12:55 PM. Killed three more giant radscorpions.
1:20 PM. Found a giant satellite relay station with some Ghoul chick inside. Got her hands on a working nuclear satellite, but couldn't get it to aim anywhere. I set it off just so I could see the fireworks show. I think I killed a giant radscorpion.
1:55 PM. Found a jaw. Same bandit.
2:12 PM. Ran into a Deathclaw. I hate those things. Oddly enough, the shot that killed it also somehow sent it into low Earth orbit. Maybe it'll hit that satellite so I can nuke someplace else later.
2:27 PM. Found a place called Deathclaw Refuge. ...yeah, not for all the caps in DC, thanks anyway. Moving on.
2:55 PM. Killed six more giant radscorpions, a bloatfly and five bandits. My armor now has more holes than the wall of my house. I really hate this place sometimes.
3:26 PM. Found an automobile dealership. No salesmen on the floor, how sad. Many giant ants inside though. Let's see if there's anything worthwhile.
4:40 PM. Drenched in toxic acids and half-bitten to death. Good news: The ants need a new queen. Bad news: I need a change of clothing and sixteen replacement missiles.
5:20 PM. Time to head home, it's getting a bit late. Found most of that Donovan guy from Reilly's Rangers lying dead in the middle of a field. Don't know where his head is. He has a nice wrench. Well, had, anyway.
5:55 PM. Five more giant radscorpions. What are these things, a franchise?
6:12 PM. Found a... I don't know what it is, maybe a spleen, on the bank of the Potomac. Same bandit.
6:45 PM. Dropped by Underworld to swap off some scrap metal for stimpaks and Rad-X. They look at me a bit funny now. Maybe I've got the jitters from my newfound Jet addiction. Hey, they can step off... I don't comment to them about the smell.
7:20 PM. Listened to Three Dog brag about my exploits. How does he find this out so fast? Are the giant radscorpions working for him?
7:55 PM. Two more giant radscorpions. I hate bugs.
8:20 PM. It's that lady again. If I wasn't so busy trying to be the Savior of the Wastelands, I'd see if I could get her and Lucy West together for a little something-something, y'know? The robot is going to go offline for a while if that comes to pass... he's about as smooth as a Ghoul's buttcheek.
8:45 PM. Finally got home. Tried to wash up a little, changed clothes, took a shot of Jet and got ready for bed. Told the robot to shut his mouth, which got me a snarky response of "What mouth?". Note to self: Talk to Moira about a new paintjob for the robot tomorrow. Something neon pink.
8:52 PM. Found an eye in my bed. Same bandit.