Parasondox said:
Every time I have a no wiper, things are looking up and the day becomes blessed.
We have all been through it and have all done it. Had our butt fingered during a sexual act.
u wot m8? like srsly, u wot m8? how does a butt belong to multiple people? "OUR butt"? WOT?
whatever
OT, I'd say Diddy Kong Racing, for the N64 and (re-released) 3DS
at first I was like, "lol wow that looks so gay"
but then I was like "holyyyyyyyyy shiit this is like the F-Zero GX of cart racing. ZIP BURN ZIP BURN BLUE BALLOON ZIIP RED BALLOON NOSCOPE HEADSHOT WIN BY .01 SECONDS GOING FAST MORE FAST, TOO FAST IS NOT FAST ENOUGH MORE FAST, NEED BANNANA/COIN COLLECTION STRATS FOR FUTURE FUN LAND PLZ"
Pipsqueak is so overpowered (as well as any acceleration/handling-focused character) it's not even fair, though. Like, Pipsqueak goes from 0-30 in a quarter a second, but Krunch takes like 2 seconds to hit 30 KM/H and then another second to go up to 32 KM/H, all the while he can't turn/collect bannanas for shit? so imba.
Man, I feel like playing that again. I have mirror-mode unlocked, which I guess is probably more difficult? whatever, they might as well have called it "NO SCRUBS ALLOWED racing" for a more accurate title.