Your dying wish/utterances
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If I'm up against a firing sqaud I'll say
"Can you stand in front of me"
Or if just a normal death;
"Please cancel my wake up call"
"Can you stand in front of me"
Or if just a normal death;
"Please cancel my wake up call"
Words:
Serious: I'll be back in a while, I think.
Snarky: I wonder if I'll get my money back...
Angry: I hate the world so much that I want outta it right now.
Looks:
Serious: A "I regret not living every moment to it's fullest." look.
Snarky: Hard to look snarky... Maybe roll my eyes before I die?
Angry: A glare at the world right before I close my eyes.
Funeral Music: Oracles by Fleshgod Apocalypse.
Significant other's situation:
Still alive: Live for me, for what we have should last beyond death. I am with you always.
Alternate Still Alive: I'll see you someday... Until then, live life to the fullest. I'll watch out for you.
Deceased: I'm going to be in her arms again...
Alone: No, no... not like this... Not... Like... This...
With Friends but No Significant Other: Take care of her for me... If you don't, or you use her grief... I'll make sure... you pay...
With family: I won't be home for dinner tonight...
Serious: I'll be back in a while, I think.
Snarky: I wonder if I'll get my money back...
Angry: I hate the world so much that I want outta it right now.
Looks:
Serious: A "I regret not living every moment to it's fullest." look.
Snarky: Hard to look snarky... Maybe roll my eyes before I die?
Angry: A glare at the world right before I close my eyes.
Funeral Music: Oracles by Fleshgod Apocalypse.
Significant other's situation:
Still alive: Live for me, for what we have should last beyond death. I am with you always.
Alternate Still Alive: I'll see you someday... Until then, live life to the fullest. I'll watch out for you.
Deceased: I'm going to be in her arms again...
Alone: No, no... not like this... Not... Like... This...
With Friends but No Significant Other: Take care of her for me... If you don't, or you use her grief... I'll make sure... you pay...
With family: I won't be home for dinner tonight...
On deathbed dying alone: ...this !@#$ing sucks...
On deathbed, significant other still alive: ...Don't cry for me, we'll meet again (I hope).
On deathbed, Significant other has already died: ...Hey, girl...I'm coming. Keep an eye out for me.
(cliche, I know. But come on!)
About to get shot, blown up, hit by car, some other instantaneous and sudden demise, etc: OHSHI-
On battlefield: OH !@#$ the !@#$ing !@#$head who !@#$ing sent me to this !@#$ing hellhole!!! I never asked to be a !@#$ing soldier!
As superhero/etc getting owned: ...And I couldn't change the world...this sucks...
As superhero performing heroic sacrifice: ...*sigh* Game over, I guess.......BANZAAAAAAI!!! >_< *hits button*
On deathbed, significant other still alive: ...Don't cry for me, we'll meet again (I hope).
On deathbed, Significant other has already died: ...Hey, girl...I'm coming. Keep an eye out for me.
(cliche, I know. But come on!)
About to get shot, blown up, hit by car, some other instantaneous and sudden demise, etc: OHSHI-
On battlefield: OH !@#$ the !@#$ing !@#$head who !@#$ing sent me to this !@#$ing hellhole!!! I never asked to be a !@#$ing soldier!
As superhero/etc getting owned: ...And I couldn't change the world...this sucks...
As superhero performing heroic sacrifice: ...*sigh* Game over, I guess.......BANZAAAAAAI!!! >_< *hits button*
I think maintaining old electronics for years is also a qualifier.questionnairebot said:
OT: Be snarkier then Martin Luther.
But, for serious, let everyone I care about how much I loved them. No other way would be fitting.
Either:
"Don't cry, I'll be back... and stronger than you can ever imagine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *drop dead*"
"Tell my family.......... HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE dissapointment... *drop dead*"
Or
"Before I die I have to tell someone where I left my treasure... the greatest secret I have ever kept... look for *violently convulse and drop dead*"
Just to throw whoever is around me for a loop, when I speak my final words I want everyone within 5 meters of me to look at each other and say "What the fuck was that about?".
"Don't cry, I'll be back... and stronger than you can ever imagine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *drop dead*"
"Tell my family.......... HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE dissapointment... *drop dead*"
Or
"Before I die I have to tell someone where I left my treasure... the greatest secret I have ever kept... look for *violently convulse and drop dead*"
Just to throw whoever is around me for a loop, when I speak my final words I want everyone within 5 meters of me to look at each other and say "What the fuck was that about?".
I'd say something along the lines of "L4G: Valhalla. Skilled DPS & well versed in the Ale/Cider/ Drinking minigame..."
Serious 1: See? I'm alright. Now it's time for you to let me go. (tweaked Tool lyrics)
Serious 2: It's just a ride. (Bill Hicks quote)
Snarky 1: That was the worst fucking ice cream soda I've ever tasted. (Complete opposite of Lou Costello's supposed last words)
Snarky 2: I have nothing original to say, so why don't I quote someone? (followed by one of my serious ones)
Serious 2: It's just a ride. (Bill Hicks quote)
Snarky 1: That was the worst fucking ice cream soda I've ever tasted. (Complete opposite of Lou Costello's supposed last words)
Snarky 2: I have nothing original to say, so why don't I quote someone? (followed by one of my serious ones)
Serious: I'm going out of this life like I came into it; kicking and screaming!
Snarky: I'm telling you, if it turns out that he's not a cute goth girl, I'm not even going to bother!*
[sub]*I'll settle for a robed skeleton who's fond of cats.[/sub]
Snarky: I'm telling you, if it turns out that he's not a cute goth girl, I'm not even going to bother!*
[sub]*I'll settle for a robed skeleton who's fond of cats.[/sub]
