Your "Empty World" Plan

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RufusMcLaser

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The popularity of Zombie Apocalypse discussion has me in mind of a favorite childhood daydream of mine: how you would cope with finding yourself one of the few survivors of a global catastrophe, i.e., alone in an empty world.
Such scenarios- in which the Earth's human population is drastically reduced in a short span, but usually in a manner which does not immediately destroy the environment or infrastructure- is a theme I find very interesting. Many writers have used it; John Wyndham in Day of the Triffids, John Christopher in Empty World and Death of Grass, George R. Stewart in Earth Abides, Terry Nation in The Survivors, Craig Harrison in The Quiet Earth, to name just a few.
So let's postulate that you are one of the few survivors of a global epidemic which has wiped out roughly 99.9% of Earth's human population. There are probably other survivors, but you don't know who or where they are. What will you do? How will you cope? Will you plan for your own long-term survival, or just take the opportunity to drive a sports car down the highway and fire automatic weapons in the air? My thoughts follow.
 

Aardvark

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I go for the sports car with machine gun option. Any other survivors will hear my insane cackling over the engine's roar and the rifle's report and decide to stay the hell away from me.
 

Datalord

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Big deal, i can live without humans, my big worry is what to do when all 6 billions zombies are rededified, or all the triffids are dead.
 

Svenparty

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I'd either stay here hope My technology is working and find out what was going on and then if there is some sort of Place people are going to escape I'd go there, If Not I'd loot shops and stuff live it out at home.
 

darkless

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If the internet was still working I'd come right back here just to see if anyone else survived without having to go outside and explore.
 

fluffylandmine

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I'd do some pretty funny things...Ok, a lot of funny things.

1. Learn the basics of what happened.
2. Cope with what just happened by being as riduculously dramatic as possible(Planet of the Apes style)
3. Find as many shiny object as I can and put them in my "Shiny objects only" building.
4. For sleeping I'll sleep where I want and at any time.
5. Learn how to cook as many things as possible for my self-survival
6. Befriend and animal and call it Patches
7. Go out on a crazy road-rage worthy drive with my new friends and family: Patches, a cactus in a pot once occupied by petunias until they were thrown out of a window, and a brick that I painted a face on and refer to as 'Captain Thor guitar-solo VII'.
8. Make bombs
9. Hide bombs next to my 'shiny objects only' building
10. Go crazier than before and just act like a well rounded pyscho.

The rest I have yet to find out.
 

Hookman

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I would take the 'sports car,automatic gun' option,if only so that I could recreate the final scene from The Devils Rejects.
 

RufusMcLaser

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I would first and foremost be worried about my own survival. I'd spend the first few days securing nonperishable foodstuffs and equipment, then raid the local libraries for books on survival, field medicine, farming, and other essential tasks. (There's no telling how long the libraries will survive, after all.)
Next I would collect supplies and equipment in a defensible location- a robust vehicle or two, a few generators, some tanks of fuel. Seeds and planting tools. Firearms. Odds are I could find a nice place in the foothills near arable land and running water, but with enough MREs I could probably manage to scout the ideal location.
With my mid-term survival secure it would be time to seriously start hunting for survivors. The big cities would be a good bet, as they'd draw scroungers and foragers. So setting up some sort of beacons in the closest ones might be worthwhile.
I'd especially like to attract people with technical skills. To this end I would (and here my own background is particularly useful) set up some high frequency (aka shortwave) radio transmitters continuously sending a message to the effect of "here I am, come meet me." And in the meantime, I'd be working my arse off to learn the ins and outs of agriculture, carpentry, engine repair, and maybe finally have time to re-play System Shock 2.
 
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I figure I'll surround myself with good things that people like, and then people will find me and like me because I have the good things. Like a boom box that plays the hits of "Queen", and a stuffed alligator with sunglasses and a fake moustache. I'd put on a crazy Hawaiian shirt and a big grin, set about turning the apocalypse into a big party. I can't wait, people will love me...at least until they realise I am incompetent.
 

Deschamps

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fluffylandmine said:
3. Find as many shiny object as I can and put them in my "Shiny objects only" building.
Was that a reference to that Malcolm in the Middle episode where Malcolm and Stevie are trying to find a cure to diabetes? I think it was diabetes....
 

thiosk

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Step one:

Find girl

Step two:

Repopulate earth

Step 3:

destroy as many monuments as possible, in the hope that instead of the adam and eve story, future generations have the "me and a hot babe" story.

No ribs required
 

SecretTacoNinja

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Hmmm...

1. Make sure there are no radioactive monkeys, zombies or any other malicious form of life around.
2. Strip naked and run around until bored. Go to the local RAF base and have a look.
3. Learn how to survive on own
4. Loot
5. Look for other survivors and/or radioactive monkeys
6. Wander around the wasteland with survivors.... or...y'know, radioactive monkeys.

I would love a game that could simulate this... I Am Alive maybe?
 

Simriel

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Id go around painting lamdahs on everything, and trying to find a suit of magic armor that not only protects me against all harm, but heals all poisons, resists massive falls with little damage, can take bullets and NEVER rip, oh and has a flashlight
 

fluffylandmine

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Deschamps said:
fluffylandmine said:
3. Find as many shiny object as I can and put them in my "Shiny objects only" building.
Was that a reference to that Malcolm in the Middle episode where Malcolm and Stevie are trying to find a cure to diabetes? I think it was diabetes....
No I felt that I would be compelled to put as many shiny objects in one place as possible.
 

Datalord

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You know, i just realized i could hide in the excessively overprepared paranoid bunker i have in the nearby Giant formation of granite, completely impernatrable, with livestock, hydroponics, renewable sources of electricity, books, videogames, radar, external security system, i could survive any apocalypse scenario, even a massive war. If i get bored i can go into a cryogenic sleep and await other humans to trigger the awake mechanism by coming within the external sensor 5 mile range
 

chimmers

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Pack a big bag full of essential items (food, water, DS, etc).
Grab an axe (incase of crazies/zombies/things to smash).
Try to find anyone I know.
Naked football at Hampden Park