Your "Enemies List"

[OceanRunner]

After reading the threads about the CCFC's and Activisions craziness, I remembered a Simpsons clip where Homer goes: "Alright Econ-O-Save, you just made the list!" as he adds them to a list of enemies, which got me thinking about making my own Enemies List. I'll include reasons where I can.

Spoiler: My Enemies List

CCFC - Campaign for a Commercial Free Childhood (Their attack on McDonald's for their Marvel heroes Happy Meals)
Activision (Pissing off paintballers and Pro pre-owned gamers)
Fox News (For their Mass Effect "seXBOX" bull****)
Jack Thompson (How long have you got?)
Glenn Beck (Grand Theft Morality - "Whatever happened to Pong?")
Ewe Boll (Making crap game films)
Michael Bay (Making crap Transformers films)
Everyone who ever bullied me (Bullying SUCKS!)
My ex-Stepfather (Never got off my back)
Phoenix Games (Making super-low budget crap)
Spicy Foods (I've tried them, but they burn my mouth)
Stephenie Meyer (Created Twilight)

Anyone else got a list?

 

[Alon Shechter]

Fox News for obvious reasons.
The Messiah, if he ever moves his ass from heaven.
And the biggest:
Bobby Kotick.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[JWW]

Spoiler: My Many Enemies

Fox News
Anyone who would judge someone based on their race, nationality, gender, background, or sexual orientation
Nationalists and Fascists
Communists and Socialists
Religious Fanatics (Including, but not limited to the Westboro Baptist Church, Mormons, Biblical and Koranic literalists, the Muslim Brotherhood, al Quida, Abu Sayyaf, Hezbollah, Scientology)
The Republican Party
The Democratic Party
People who pick emotional reasoning over logical reasoning
The Norsefire Regime
The Chaos Space Marine Legions, Tyranids, Necrons, The Tau Empire, Orks, Dark Eldar
Mountain House Freeze-Dried Meals (For food that tastes like crap)

And most importantly:

PEOPLE WHO CANNOT DISTINGUISH BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE". SERIOUSLY, HOW DIFFICULT IS IT?

It covers quite a few people...

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Ha, I'm prepared for anything remotely Republican to be on everyone's list.

OT: Uh, for me, all that comes to mind is Westboro Baptist Church.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

I don't have a list so much as principles that label people. i.e. if you do something meaningless and stupid to a game you count.

 

[arc101]

It covers quite a few people...

I think your neurotic (okay i couldn't resist that)

its just this:

Do I know you?
Do i like you/ what you do/ stand for?
Are you not tomatoes?
Are you sensitive?
Do you think about things?

If your answers to all are no, massive enemy
To most; enemy
To some; unlike you
To none; hey your safe

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

Anything that really affects me or my family and friends negatively. I don't really know any of the people who make shite movies or music, so why should it bother me?

 

[FeetOfClay]

Spoiler: My Many Enemies

Fox News
Anyone who would judge someone based on their race, nationality, gender, background, or sexual orientation
Nationalists and Fascists
Communists and Socialists
Religious Fanatics (Including, but not limited to the Westboro Baptist Church, Biblical and Koranic literalists, the Muslim Brotherhood, al Quida, Abu Sayyaf, Hezbollah, Scientology)
The Republican Party
The Democratic Party
People who pick emotional reasoning over logical reasoning
The Norsefire Regime
The Chaos Space Marine Legions, Tyranids, Necrons, The Tau Empire, Orks, Dark Eldar
Mountain House Freeze-Dried Meals (For food that tastes like crap)

And most importantly:

PEOPLE WHO CANNOT DISTINGUISH BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE". SERIOUSLY, HOW DIFFICULT IS IT?

It covers quite a few people...

So... every actual person, plus a truly staggering number of imaginary aliens?
Wow, that is a hell of an enemies list...

OT: I dont really have a list, but people do tent to get on my nerves slightly unless I've sucked it up and spent quite a lot of time with them.

 

[Applejack]

I'm not gona think about everyone that should be on my enemies list but I put myself on it.

 

[Sassafrass]

I do have a mental list of people I hate on the escapist, but shall not list them to avoid a flamewar. Otherwise, no I don't really have a list in real life.

I'm the same, I've got a list of people on here who I dislike but, for the same reasons, I shall not name them as it would not be appropriate and, of course, I'd probably get wrathed for saying the list out loud.

[sup]If you quote me to ask, I won't tell you. So don't bother.[/sup]
In real life, yeah, I have a list. But that's too long to list here.

 

[pyrosaw]

Let me put it this way, if you don't believe in America, I don't hate you.

 

[no oneder]

-Sean Penn.
-Some ex-boyfriends.
-Bioware.
-Bill Oddie (now I get it!).
-The Brothers Chaps (fucking get of your asses and make something already!).
-The town of Alpharetta, GA.
-The town of Nogales, Sonora.
-Epic Records.
-Japan.

EDIT: And if you wanted to know, here's Homer's List:

Spoiler: Homer's Revenge List

- Bill of Rights
- Grandpa
- fat free lard
- gravity
- Emmys
- Darwin
- H2WHOA!
- Billy Crystal
- God
- Soloflex
- the boy
- Stern Lecture Plumbing
- Econo Save

 

[Broken Boy]

Everything and everyone that isn't on my "friends list".

Everything is a potential enemy.
[HEADING=1]EVERYTHING[/HEADING]

I second this emotion.

 

[A random person]

Fox News.
The Quiverfull movement.
The Mormons and, by extension, the state of Utah.
World Wide Association of Specialty Programs and Schools (which is based in, surprise surprise, Utah).
Jim DeMint, the worst recent thing to come from my state (yes, worse than Mark Sanford).
Michael Mann, because Public Enemies sucked.
The Men's Rights Movement, with passes issued to those who aren't misogynistic asshats and have genuine points about man's role (basically, Warren Farrell gets a pass, but everyone at The Spearhead needs to burn in hell).
Related to the above, Daniel Amneus. Anyone who advocates making sure women are financially dependent so they have to marry is firmly on my kill list (granted, he's dead). Skim (don't read, preserve your sanity) The Garbage Generation and his other crap, and see the source of my rage. Oh, and what he advocates isn't sharing her reproductive life, it's giving him the goddamn thing.
Also kinda related to the above, anyone who advocates social regression on the claim that civilization breaks about as easily as early 360's (zing!).
Refusal by PC game developers to develop for Linux (yes, that can be an enemy).
Anyone who goes on about how political correctness is some horrible thing, ironically creating an orthodoxy in their opposition to a supposed one. They also forget that disapproved concepts have existed since humanity could talk, and that political correctness, while allegedly a threat to free speech, is really a result of it. I can understand gripes about affirmative action, however.
Idiotic WRPG fans who probably spend more time bashing JRPG's than playing WRPG's.
People who attack anime as some threat to western animation, even though many great western animators actually love anime.
The Southern Baptist Convention.
My 8th grade health teacher.
People on the internet who go on about how cool and social they are in real life.
And believe me, there's more.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I actually have a list of things that piss me off. At last edit, it was about three quarters of a page...and Michael Atkinson was on there at least five times.

 

[Revolutionary]

Stehpanie Meyer
Micheal Bay
Tom (THE Tom)
Activision
Justin Beiber
Robert Pattinson

Thats it.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

EA
Activision
fox news
any news for that matter
whoever invented little tree friends
some kid named braden
the angry wow girl
all mmo companies(except bioware)
5th grade history
5th grade Phys.ED.
a kid named cooper
another kid named cooper
some ***** who I went to camp with
treyarch
WOW fanboys
dickheads
noobs
campers
noobtubers
the guy who plays annoying music everytime he enters a lobby in a game
you
anybody whos continued reading this list
cheaters
modders
whoever invented runescape
runescape fanboys
racists
nazis
duke
commando lungers
people who don't take their job seriously
Mcdonalds
Walmart
anybody who fucks with me
glithers
Justin beiber
no scopers
assholes
fuckers
2k games
trolls
people who force me to make long lists
whoever thought that making coke in smaller glass bottles was a good Idea
whoever produced the avatar game
whoever invented the idea of having movies start 10 minutes after ther supposed to was a good idea
aimbots
one man armies
whoever makes things that I buy but brake the same day
non-funny jokers
terrorists
GLaDos
steiner(you should know who)
my old comp. eds teacher
my old school
pe0q1e 1h@t d0nt u$e qr0qer englisch
whoever thought that quoting the fucking ginormic wall o text was a good idea