Your "Enemies List"

[David DeMoss]

Akiva Goldsman
The American Midwest
Michael Bay
Joel Schumacher
Roger Ebert (on occasion)
The American South (which, if I have anything to say about it, shall not rise again)
Mark Millar
Dan Didio
Rob Liefeld
Whomever sold Marvel Comics out to Disney
Two-faced politicians (that is, all of them)
Evil capitalists
Health Nazis
Soup Nazis
Plain, old-fashioned, WWII Nazis (especially if they magically respawn on the other side of cut scenes)
Illinois Nazis, and
Anyone who's ever used the phrase "murder simulator" in reference to video games and would deny me the pleasure of blowing off the steam accumulated from hard day's work by slaughtering a few platoon's worth of magically-respawning Nazis.

 

[Hurray Forums]

Japan.

Godzilla! What are you doing making forum posts? Shouldn't you be off fighting monsters or stepping on civilians? Geez, lazy bum.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Oh...enemies...not things I hate....
Umm....
Anyone who acts like a YouTuber is their best friend or lover or something.

 

[JWW]

Spoiler: My Many Enemies

Fox News
Anyone who would judge someone based on their race, nationality, gender, background, or sexual orientation
Nationalists and Fascists
Communists and Socialists
Religious Fanatics (Including, but not limited to the Westboro Baptist Church, Biblical and Koranic literalists, the Muslim Brotherhood, al Quida, Abu Sayyaf, Hezbollah, Scientology)
The Republican Party
The Democratic Party
People who pick emotional reasoning over logical reasoning
The Norsefire Regime
The Chaos Space Marine Legions, Tyranids, Necrons, The Tau Empire, Orks, Dark Eldar
Mountain House Freeze-Dried Meals (For food that tastes like crap)

And most importantly:

PEOPLE WHO CANNOT DISTINGUISH BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE". SERIOUSLY, HOW DIFFICULT IS IT?

It covers quite a few people...

So... every actual person, plus a truly staggering number of imaginary aliens?
Wow, that is a hell of an enemies list...

Just wait, the list is still pending.

 

[Dango]

That douchebag on Facebook!

 

[Blue Musician]

Er, humans...

But individually I would say Bobby Kotick, every man from Ubisoft and my whole school.

 

[ecoho]

ok my enimy list is too long to post in its entirdy (8 pages long) so ill just through out the non personal ones
the veiw
the insider
CNN
people who hate things becasue everyone else does
anyone who is illeglly in the US and refuses to learn english
vegitarions
terrorests
any idiot who lobbys against the death penalty
and finaly anyone who so much as looks at my family funny

( funnly enoth im a mass effect fan and i dont see why everyones going bonkers on o rily still he apoligied witch is more then i can say for alot of news agencys. let it go the publisity actualy helped the game.)

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Jane Fonda
Daniel Schorr
Jack Anderson

[sub]Cookie for the reference[/sub]

 

[Feste the Jester]

I have a short list

Mr. Sullivan (My Sophomore Chemistry Teacher)
Westboro Baptist Church
You

 

[sean877]

Adults who act like children
Stupid people
Snobs
Sarah Palin
People who can't speak English well and get angry when you can't understand them.
Blizzard (Diablo/Starcraft were alright at best, don't like WoW)
Nintendo
Anyone who wakes me up
Telemarketers

There's my list. ^_^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The Moon

Microsoft

Wasps

Ants

Mosquitoes

That one guy who stole my Popcorn and ran out of the movie theatre giving me the bird

The man/woman who keyed up my car and hit it with a hammer or something without provocation (I'll find you someday)

That is about it. That is my list. If you have any questions, please feel free to forget about asking me.

Everything and everyone that isn't on my "friends list".

Everything is a potential enemy.
[HEADING=1]EVERYTHING[/HEADING]

Which "friends list"? Your Escapist friends list? Can you add me so I can avoid destruction?

*looks for his shovel*

Ah, forget about it. You wouldn't even notice an insect like me. I probably have nothing to worry about.

*begins to dig bomb shelter, just to be on the safe side*

 

[Blemontea]

Well i wouldn't call them enemies, becuase i can still stand to be around them (for a few minutes) and a few of them i am spiritually contracted to love no matter how much they emotionally abuse me. so yeah... there are a lot of people though i would like to IAMAMAN soul punch in the face a lot off the times all conveniently at school.

other than that... Ubisoft, i'll go easy on them seeing as though they have now made the rabbid and Rayman series non-cannon i still want to punch them for raving rabbid 2 were they focused more on the rabbids and apparently Rayman now lives on our earth.

 

[ayuri]

it is the red ring of death

 

[Yureina]

Considering that I forgive my enemies after I have figuratively strung them up, my list is empty.

 

[Lexxi64]

ok my enimy list is too long to post in its entirdy (8 pages long) so ill just through out the non personal ones
the veiw
the insider
CNN
people who hate things becasue everyone else does
anyone who is illeglly in the US and refuses to learn english
vegitarions
terrorests
any idiot who lobbys against the death penalty
and finaly anyone who so much as looks at my family funny

( funnly enoth im a mass effect fan and i dont see why everyones going bonkers on o rily still he apoligied witch is more then i can say for alot of news agencys. let it go the publisity actualy helped the game.)

I uh...I'm shocked at your bad grammar. Anyway, why do you hate...vegitarions? :l
OT: I don't exactly have an enemies list but there quite a few people I hate...won't bother listing as it's too time-consuming. But generally...
Most people!

 

[HeySeansOnline]

- The Green Lantern
- The Entire Country Of Austraila
- Howie Mandell
- The Ghost Of Walt Disney
- Richard Nixon
- My Evil Clone Who I Am Fairly Sure Exists
- Most Likely You
- Tom From Myspace

If any of you bastards are reading this, watch your back.