Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[soulasylum85]

here's to life

 

[conmag9]

Sums it up nicely.

 

[theklng]

"a million dollars to whoever finds a cure for death"

should be good in this time of recession...

 

[skib132]

he died as he lives in a hole

 

[arcstone]

Game Over
__________

[ ]Load game

[*]quit

 

[j1-2themax]

"Did anybody get the license plate number on that truck?"

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I would be cremated and my grave would say:

Anybody got a light?

...
I know, it's terrible.

 

[elbryan108]

I would

rather be here

than in Texas.

 

[Steve Dark]

"I'll be back"

 

[Nmil-ek]

"Enjoy global warming losers"

 

[Gxas]

"Too bad I can't speak. It'd be easy to prove you guys wrong. I'm still just six feet under."

 

[The Great JT]

I Finished Before You
In The Human Race.*

-OR-

WARNING: Do Not Raise
Contents From The Dead.

We Warned You.

-MAYBE-

I Shall Return More
Powerful Than You Can
Imagine.

-THEN THERE'S-

I Can Say I Lived
The Way I Wanted To
And Wasn't Afraid
To Tell The Honest Truth.

Can You Say The
Same Thing?

-AND NOW A SERIOUS ONE-

The Only True Justice
Is Six Feet Below
This Headstone.

It Favors Not The Rich
Or The Poor, It Pardons
None, Judges Not By Race
And The Contents Of Your
Actions, Great And Small,
Is All The Evidence
Needed To Convict.

Do You Fear To Present
Your Case?


*Referenced from a headstone in Fable.

 

[cainx10a]

And here lies Taysiir Fatally, who never really bothered to check how many "lives" he had before he jump off into a black hole while fighting the dark magus Joe. Remember kids, stack up on healing pots, and -click click- for a better world!

- Proud A-RPG Player

Edit: Then again I want to be cremated, so maybe my folks would be kind enough to write that on the dark urn where my ashes will be kept.

 

[Blizzinam]

Struck by Blightning!

 

[jymbobjones]

wat i want is 1 of those movement activated videos wich has me in a coffin screaming hey hey let me out i was just testing it out pls let me ouuuuuuut

 

[kaziard]

"i knew i should have kept 1 phoenix down" or "i thought drinking mercury would give me wolverine claws"

 

[CoverYourHead]

"Just waiting for the Lich King to come into town." - WoW owns my soul, they may as well get my undead remains.

Or

"Still haven't found the body."

 

[bassie302]

too crazy to be alive

 

[monkyvirus]

Good thing they forgot to stuff my head with garlic... See you tonight