Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[Argentavis]

"WARNING! Maximum level Undead Warrior here"
"Here lies . Found in bed with seven blondes, none of those his wife, by his wife"
"Death is but one of the steps of my Master Plan"
"Nothing is actually buried here. Not even me"

 

[almaster88]

Here Lies Lex

Devoted Gamer till the end

 

[short_name111]

"the cake is a lie" XD

 

[AceDefective]

after being told he would die.......
choked a big tomato with an m on it-Kirby
injected himself with drugs over dosed-fallout 3/farcry 2
just put random bandeges on-left for dead
rubbed cream on self-mass effect
chugged whole thing of coffe creamer-dead rising
stood in the corner hudling in a fetal position-halo 1/2/3
drank a potion- fable 2/ final fantysy fantesy fanesy

for my grave stone-
Wait there is still hope there is a phenix down in my jaket poket!

are video game puns grand

 

[zauxz]

Screw this, I quit!

or

now I just play the waiting game...

 

[Wargamer]

"Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
By reading this you've set
My Zombie-corpse on you."

 

[captainwolfos]

WHY IS THERE NO QUICKLOAD BUTTON?

 

[Sethzard]

"I was never racist, I just hated everyone,if you thought I was discriminating, Piss off you (insert race here)"

"A your every day murdering psychopath lies here"

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

I have lots
1. Here lies Goldeneye, but nobody cares 'cos he's annoying.
2. Here lies goldeneye, currently in part 3 of the divine comedy.
3. This is goldeneyes voicemail, no wait, hes dead, if you want to tell him something, kill yourself then say it.
4. Well this sucks
5. I didn't press the A button on time.
6. So THATS why there aren't any drivers in burnout paradise.
7. Boo

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

"Its about time someone else did the murderin!"

"Better than you even in death"

"I fucking hate martyrdom"

"I win"

"Im your childs real father"

"Here lies Shane, no one will miss him cause everyone who knew him disappeared"

"I didn't know she was married!"

"you're next >=D"

My friend said that his would be
"wasn't as l33t as he thought"

 

[similar.squirrel]

'May he tunnel in peace'

 

[Falconknight06]

"IT'S A TRAP! Oh, no, It's just a gravestone."

 

[gustcq]

"Any rezzes"

 

[Hexadecimal16]

Syntax error.

 

[Delicious]

(>")> <("<)

Kirby!

...

Don't be hatin'

 

[hopeneverdies]

"You all are missing out on this awesome party down here. It rocks."

 

[macatombe]

whoops