Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[Glerken]

"Every other month, please dig me up to make sure I'm actually dead"

 

[SimuLord]

Here Lies Fox
Gone to Join His Father In Hell
Why's Dad in Hell?
Because His Mother's In Heaven.
Guess He Needed Company.

 

[NaumWolf]

Brian James
He took as many people with him as he could

 

[thom_cat_]

"THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE DAMMIT"

 

[SharPhoe]

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"Here lies Robt.
Found a way to combine Second Chance and Martyrdom, the silly twat.
Guy that came in for the revive is two headstones to the east."

 

[Radelaide]

"Well... This sucks."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"And they said a little hard work never killed anyone..."
"I had just discovered the meaning of life too..."
"Dang."

 

[Lost Leader]

This place just isn't working for me. One of us has got to go.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Here Lies buy teh haloz.

Death is teh haxxorz.

 

[Aloran]

"he died the way he came into the world- kicking, screaming, and covered in bodily fluids"

 

[drakes_guardian]

Just the RRoD carved in my headstone.Underneath saying "do I still have warranty?"

 

[Sarcastic Chimp]

"His milkshake brought all the boys to the yard."

"They see me rollin' they hatin'."

"He wanted to roll with the gangstas...but he was too white and nerdy..."

 

[Mr Fatherland]

"You'll never guess, but heaven is *muffled*."

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

*please delete porn collection format computer before redistributing PC*

 

[captainwolfos]

The very rock yawns in anticipation for your next impressive move.

A cookie to all who know where that's from

 

[Timewave Zero]

Mine would be either:

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.

or

You won't get rid of me THAT easily.

 

[Kajt]

I stand corrected, grenades really do explode after 3 seconds.

 

[Anachronism]

He knew where his towel was.