A wizard is forcing you to make a sandwich for a troll using anything you want. What will you make? Remember, the higher the reading on the wtf-meter the better the sandwhich 
O.O I just meant to make a sandwich with weird ingredients...Blazenwizard said:ohh being a sandwich fanatic myself i thought you meant like what kind of super sandwich we would want but sense it's for a troll I'm guessing thinly sliced new born infant with shredded puppy and baby seal, lettuce that's been grown on the impaling fields of Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia (look it up)slammed between bread grounded from the bones of the newborn infant, baby seal and puppy used earlier...FTW?