Your fate is to be a villain in a horribly written story

[Moonlight Butterfly]

So I'm Hector Hammond?

rofltofl

The whole scenario wouldn't surprise me tbh. My sister and I have always had a Zeus/ Hades dynamic going on. I'd say what I would do but that will just ruin the surprise.

 

[TitanAtlas]

I will be the super mindlord on a action/ comedy movie.

I will be surrounded by useless people tha cant do anything right, while the super agent/ spy whos out to get me, is a doofus in wich for some reason his back luck always gets him through every challenge i set upon him...

Upon capturing such stupid personna, i will start a huge dialogue in wich i tell my plans, how to stop them, and my sad sad story... till i realize i was performing the super villain ultimate cliché... of not shutting up and killing the hero right away...

in my stupidity the hero escapes, trashes my plans, im forced to flee, my whole army is defeated and the hero gets the girl...

it will end with him on some sort of vessel with the girl, while i spream on a pod somewhere around space "NEXT TIME ILL GET YOU [insert hero name here]".

The movie will feauture zombies, aliens, zombie aliens, lesbians, zombie lesbians, zombie alien lesbians, and a homosexual werewolf to break the testosterone tension and introduce extra comedy effects...

it will also feauture robots...

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

Make a giant skull shaped cave with my name on it for the protagonist to find me. COME AT ME BRO!

 

[Megawat22]

If the film Megamind has taught me anything it's that presentation is key.
If I'm to be a villain I'm going all the way, black capes, moon bases, showy entrances, giant impractical robot suits, drills tunneling to the centre of the Earth, threats to blow up the entire universe and most importantly a goatee.
Oh yes, the hero may escape my annoyingly slow Death Laser, he may destroy my evil laboratories, he may ruin all my plans with his darned meddling but I shall remain classy, this I swear on my hunchbacked minion!

 

[Fayathon]

*snip*

Shit, he knows too much!

Hey look! A distraction! [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoLookAtTheDistraction]

OT: Zombie army, 'nuff said. Also, for you intrepid types that would get your chainsaws and shotguns out, I'm going to implant them with high explosives, enough to level a few city blocks. If they stop functioning for any reason they'll self-destruct, taking everything around them with them. And before you say "lol, self defeating army" I'd have them spread out as to level a whole area if that happens. As to how: it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

 

[cubikill]

I would create a huge array on mirrors in a giant half-sphere in a stationary orbit. With it I would block-out all sunlight so it would be night all the time. The i would auction off square archers of sunlight and very high prices. The i would use the profits to buy myself an army loyal to me and me alone! The I would take over the world, and nothing could stop me nefarious plan, no rocks wouldn't work.

 

[Raven_Operative]

probably build an enormous private army armed with the highest technology, and swarm the hero's home town. Unfortunately, the hero would escape due to plot armor...

Plan 2! Build a gigantic mech suit (think Redeemer from C&C crossed with the Ground versions of vikings in starcraft and the exosuits from the movie avatar) and attack the hero's stronghold yelling "Resistance is Futile" the whole time.

 

[Lieju]

I'll bioengineer a race of intelligent cows, unleash them on the world and have fun with the ensuing philosophical and moral debates on whether eating meat is right and what rights they should have.

 

[warprincenataku]

So I'm Parallax in the Green Lantern movie.

 

[Pyrokinesis]

Well id probably go Andrew Ryan,

Dude who builds super tech utopia, but then some jackoff comes along and uses it for bad so then I go all lockdown in attempt to save people from him but I ofcourse am view as the villian since I put everyone in lockdown to protect my creation. But of course people find a way, the main hero comes along and jacks me up, then realizes he just made the problem worse in doing so. (and of course i try to blow up the tech utopia before I am eventually dealt with).

just because, Andrew Ryan's first speach.

 

[ArchAngelKira]

"Oh no I'm fated to be Jack Spicer!

 

[Daverson]

Start the National Puppy kicking and stealing sweets from children party, then somehow get elected.

It's great, being the antagonist, because you can get away with stuff no one else ever could simply because the plot requires it. For example, it's illegal to own a handgun in the UK unless you're in the military or something, but I get one. Why? Because I'm the villain!

 

[teebeeohh]

for starters i will just steal guerrilla games design for the helghast, except that their eyes willl actually burn. After the remaining free world retreated to the deserts of this planet(let's face it i have no desert regiments because they would not look evil enough) i will come up with a way to turn the desert into a garden eden(so my heavily armored and packed in layers of robes elite forces can march in there) via a global satellite network.
When i am about to push the button to turn the earth into a garden world the hero stumbles past my elite guard, defeating them by throwing hot pockets and shoots me, my hand slips and i turn the whole earth into a wasteland. except for Luxembourg, Belgium and the Netherlands, those guys are cool.
After the "funny" sidekicks kicks my corpse into the reactor core of the uplink station the hero gets a feast that drains the earth remaining resources and everybody dies.

I watch them all die from hell having martinis with Satan and discussing the latest in cloak in the black to dark red spectrum. Satan and Stalin and three Hitlers.

 

[templeg]

I'd be the bitchy Queen Bee Libby Veronica* in a horrible high school romance novel. POWER and all the guys fall at your feet, except the main one who's probably a complete sap anyway.


*apologies to those who don't speak TV-Tropes-ese

 

[Atmos Duality]

I'm a dragon. All of my movies suck and most of my stories require me to be arbitrarily evil...just because.

It doesn't get more stock than this.

 

[schiz0phren1c]

You'll have to give me ONE MILLION DOLLARS! mwahahahahahahah!

 

[Buleet]

I start up charity foundations for africa and ALL other things.
Food,Shelters,Water all that stuff.
so that the world gets overpopulated and starts wars.
Then i sell weapons.
Then i create SUPERSOLDIERS without any constraint and treat them like crap and act surprised when they do something i didn't ask.

Alternative:Jabba the hutt Dude.

 

[BNSNightshade]

Crash the world economy by directing IMF funds towards a country investing in the stupidest market I can find.

"I'm telling you, these Betamax players are worth their weight in gold, they're making a comeback!"

wood type identification.

 

[Virgilthepagan]

Pull a Ras' al Ghul and try and wipe out the human race with some kind of microwaveable fear weapon/one of his many comic book escapades. At least when I go down the hero will have to go into some ethical monologue about how "saving the planet can still be done without killing the human race".

I'd also act completely sane and calm until the last five minutes then cackle maniacally.

 

[Nightmare-Child]

I would pull some Doctor Doom esque scheme, and get the better of some being far powerful then myself. Then use that power to whatever ends.