Your fate is to be a villain in a horribly written story

[Canadamus Prime]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHH!!!!!! NOOOOO! I'm trapped in some dickhead's fan fiction! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

 

[Taddy]

Make the most awesome victory speech ever. I don't care how long it takes to make it awesome, it must awesome. HAMS WITH BE LARGE! SCENERY WILL BE CHEWED! BRIAN BLESSED WILL MAKE THE SPEECH!!. Then maybe lounge around for a few decades and prepare for some upstart kid hero to kill me.

 

[Alphakirby]

I'd follow that one Evil Overlord List [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList] that was written a few years back.

I'd also be one of the most Genre Savvy villains ever, simply because of the fact that I lurk TVTropes. Just because the story is written badly does not mean I can't have a competent and effective plan.

Indeed,being a gigantic ham only to whiplash into a formidable foe would be my plan too. Despite my ridiculous behavior,I would still come up with competent plans and be one step ahead of the heroes. Plus going from ham to badass would be such a twist to the heroes,they wouldn't know how to fight me.

 

[Alphakirby]

Hello. I have gravely voice with russian accent, I have an eye-patch and I wear nice suit. This means I am leader of terrorists.

A cookie for anybody that can guess the reference.

Well unless I have a terrible memory,I would have to say that you would be the bad guy from Duty Calls,Bulletstorm's promotional parody of Call of Duty.

 

[Sudenak]

I'd go the Umbrella Corporation route. Chaotic stupid all the way. Turn my employees into zombies, use millions of dollars in resources to essentially destroy everything I have and hope it all somehow makes sense in the end.

Failing that, I'd kidnap the princess.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I'd follow that one Evil Overlord List [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList] that was written a few years back.

I'd also be one of the most Genre Savvy villains ever, simply because of the fact that I lurk TVTropes. Just because the story is written badly does not mean I can't have a competent and effective plan.

Indeed,being a gigantic ham only to whiplash into a formidable foe would be my plan too. Despite my ridiculous behavior,I would still come up with competent plans and be one step ahead of the heroes. Plus going from ham to badass would be such a twist to the heroes,they wouldn't know how to fight me.

Heroes? Who said there'd BE any heroes!? Rule 69 of the list would like a word.

Oh wait...there actually has to be a story...hmm...yeah, the other 99 rules are good enough.

 

[Asmundr]

So I'm to become a villain? The Evil Overlord List [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList] is now my friend!

Screw the cliches! I have TV Tropes!

EDIT: I really don't care about being ninja'd but, ah well...Damn! Ninja'd!

 

[Firehound]

I would start a multinational acme-style company that would produce futuristic military technology, and then start up a corporation that can only be stopped by a small group of international war vetrans while doing minor acts of slight evil, mostly aimed at said group, making sure not to cause grevious injury because we do have better health insurance. I myself never attack directly and only cackle and pretend to be perturbed, when in fact I am cashing in majorly on the forced arms race.

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, when I see the hero, I speak the magic words...

"No John! You ARE the demons!"

AND WIN!

 

[TheLoneBeet]

Things would probably fall into place as they always do for villains. Oh wait..

 

[kayisking]

Hello. I have gravely voice with russian accent, I have an eye-patch and I wear nice suit. This means I am leader of terrorists.

A cookie for anybody that can guess the reference.

Well unless I have a terrible memory,I would have to say that you would be the bad guy from Duty Calls,Bulletstorm's promotional parody of Call of Duty.

DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

 

[UltraDeth]

Become an evil Warlock that raises an ancient evil to conquer ze vorld!!!