Binnsyboy said:
SonicWaffle said:
Binnsyboy said:
Fair enough to you, but I wouldn't have as big a problem with strongbow (and other cheap, mass produced ciders) if it wasn't essentially chav elixir.
I find that odd, personally. It's very rare to see a chav drinking cider where I come from (Southern England) because the chav culture has such a lager-lout feel to it. They're much more likely to be on the Fosters or some other tasteless lagery piss because it's what they "should" drink. I've had chavs have a go at me before for drinking cider, because it's fruit-flavoured and therefore a girl's drink.
Binnsyboy said:
I'm also partial to cocktails. Particularly a strawberry caipiroska. Drink it and thank me later.
Mojitos, mo'fucker. Like a boss.
Binnsyboy said:
Then I'm also a fan of Jaigerbombs. And I like doing shots.
I don't really get Jaegerbombs. I mean, I drink them because everyone else does, but it's mixing two foul-tasting liquids together for very little buzz. Why not just drink Tequila? Gold, obviously. Roughly the same price, no worse a taste, and has a much greater effect.
As I said, I don't mind all lagers. Even Foster's and Carlsberg etc. Apple cider doesn't taste all that great to me. Raspberry, though. Yummo!
Strongbow is the chav drink because it's one of the few alcoholic bevvies one would find in a big plastic 2 litre bottle, cheap as chips. Basically, it's very efficient piss water for the local scumbags.
Not being a drinker of it, you've probably not noticed, but Strongbow is no cheaper than (or often a tiny bit more expensive than) the average lager. In a pub, it's roughly the same for a pint, the same as in cans. The 2-litre thing is only different because you don't tend to get lager that way, but the price is still equivalent for the amount.
The cheap stuff, White Lightning and Frosty Jack and so on, the really nasty 7.5% stuff
does come in at much lower prices than your average lager/Strongbow, and I've seen some chavs drinking that, but it seems to be much more of a tipple for the serious alcoholic or tramps.