Your favorite and least favorite films combine into one film

[Sassafrass]

Ooo, this should be fun.

Vampires attack the Death Star and take on the Empire. The Empire fights back but in the end they are defeated by the vampires superior strength.

I hate Star Wars.
Love Twilight.

 

[staika]

Sparkly vampires Vs 300 spartans, I sense a blood bath. sorry twilight vampires your angst can't save you >

 

[Thisbedutch]

Matthew Lillard drops into Bruce Willis' cab wearing nothing but a stripey white leotard. He proceeds to lead him on a mission to save the planet from a ball of bad, which can only be defeated by collecting thirteen pissed-off elements. They are accompanied by Chris Tucker in drag, two annoying kids and eventually find said elements in the stomach of an alien opera singer who looks a lot like Adrian Monk.

Bruce and Matthew realise that, actually, they must save the world with the magical element of love and proceed to make out on an altar while the elements alternate between screaming agony and attempting to beat them all with various pointy implements.


And whether or not they save the world, I still die a little inside.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

Project alice tries to escape from Shawshank Prison through a sewer tunnel from the zombie inmates, with a giant zombie thing with a crazy big axe that isnt explained because some idiot movie writer didnt know what he was doing and wrote out a stupid story that made no sense and was more or less the worst movie in the history of zombie movies, nee, in the history of MOVIES. wow. xD

Love: Shawshank Redemption
HATE: Resident Evil: Afterlife

 

[Saulkar]

Two Hobbits must make an alliance with a small, fowl smelling creature and find a way to kill their horrible bosses fighting at the two towers.

 

[A Weary Exile]

The rise and fall of the Corleone crime family...in space and set to classical music.

 

[Lenvoran]

...Inception good. Labyrinth bad.

I have no idea where to even begin describing this.

 

[varulfic]

The young Luke Skywalker is sitting in his disembowled tauntaun one cold day, and asks his friend Han Solo, "how would you feel if I shaved off my mustache?". Han doesn't think it's a great idea, because he has never seen him without his 'stache. Luke shaves it off anyway, but neither his rebel friends or the ghost of his mentor notices. Luke finally gives in to his anger in the middle of a battle with the empire and asks why none of them have told him what they think. Confused, his friends tell him that he has never had a mustasche. This sends Luke into an existential quandary, and we get a droning twenty minute scene where he flies all the way to the Dagobah system and back.



[small]That was The Empire Strikes Back combined with La moustasche [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428856/plotsummary], a completely awful french "art" film that takes the best concept for a movie ever and turns it into the dullest thing I've seen. It ends with the main character travelling from France to Japan and all the way back in fucking real time, without any music, dialogue or interesting cinematography. Or point.[/small]

 

[weker]

Scott Pilgrim vs the world and Transformers 2, wow that might actually be really good.
Transformers in a video game (anything goes) style sounds amazing.

 

[Cursed Frogurt]

As the T-1000 closes in on the rag-tag family fleeing for their lives and for the future of all mankind, Shia LeBeouf starts chiming in, "Oh no, nonononononononono."

 

[JustOrdinary]

... A man with the inability to remember anything beyond a 30-second timespan is suddenly caught in the middle of an epidemic of poorly CGI'ed birds with the tendency to explode on things.


Memento and Birdemic dont make sense.

 

[Harveypot]

Shaun, a 20-something from London who is stuck in a dead-end job, gets dumped by his girlfriend as zombies try to invade but then OMFG Vin Diesel comes over from the Mexican-American border (or wherever the fuck Fast & Furious is set; I wasn't paying attention) and runs everyone over and has street races. A woman dies in a car accident, making Vin Diesel ANGWEY! Then Shaun's gang make it to the pub, which is then blown up by the car-fetishists for some reason. Meanwhile, Nick Frost is awesome and Vin Diesel hates the police, proceeding to kill them, destroying the possibility of Hot Fuzz, ruining the careers of all involved thereby removing Paul, Scott Pilgrim and Run Fatboy Run from history, and finally driving me to suicide.

 

[Ayay]

Ok a bunch of Tranformers are out driving when a car pass them and heads of in a ditch ..a dying man tells them about a tresure.with no trust they storm away to be first to get the money , They meet the whole elite of actors today in small cameos. and wreck a lot on the way.

Love: Its a mad mad mad world.
Dislike. Tranformer movies number..(just pick one )

 

[Xan Holbrook]

Withnail & I: I Now Pronounce You Withnail and Marwood.

 

[Ayay]

Ok a bunch of Transformers are out driving when a car pass them and heads of in a ditch ..a dying man tells them about a tresure.with no trust they storm away to be first to get the money , They meet the whole elite of actors today in small cameos. and wreck a lot on the way.

Love: Its a mad mad mad world.
Dislike. Transformer movies number..(just pick one )

 

[Red Rum]

Scott Pilgrim vs. 7 crappy superhero parodies.

 

[Aureliano]

Woah. Amelie + Toxic Avenger sounds insane. As long as her face gets made into a milkshake I am ABSOLUTELY ON BOARD.

A girl spends so much time staring at herself in a mirror while holding a spoon that she completely ignores a nearby nerdy janitor named Pepe. Pepe wanders off in sadness while she swoons over some random guy, at which point Pepe trips into a vat of toxic foie gras. He then spends the rest of the movie hanging out with topless hotties and violently murdering gentlemen and ladies who set off his self-absorption sense. He of course has a horribly mutated face and wears the standard mottled beret and stretchy white shirt. Tutu for good measure.

I would watch this movie every day.

Edit: In retrospect, this is basically just Toxic Avenger 2 but set in Paris instead of Japan. Still a great idea.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Tony Stark head back to the farmland for a vacancy and ang the way he recount his childhood memories.

(I loved Iron Man but I dislike Studo Ghibli film Only Yesterday since I cannot relate to that film at all).