Your favorite anime character is now your school teacher.

[Mr Companion]

Shikamaru.... well he's a lazy tactical genius so I doubt we'd get homework and we'd probably just go watch clouds or something all day

Damn ninja'd!
By the way since he is your favorite character you obviously have good taste, so can I ask you a question? Where can I find an anime that is better than Naruto? The only other anime I tried was Bleach and I can safely say it is one of the worst things I have ever seen, days could be spent explaining how every bit of the show sucks. So in regards to making another attempt to find a worthwhile anime- any advice?

Oh I think you got the wrong idea. I love Bleach aswell
If you like his inteligence though you may want to try Death Note. As for other animes I like that I would reccomend: Kekkaishi and Fullmetal Alchemist. Just some of my favorite ones you may or may not want to try

Thanks for the advice! Btw I didn't presume you dislike Bleach I just wanted to verify I have tried that already.

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

Hinata Hyuuga as a school teacher. That's actually plausible, or say the fanfics. Maybe for once, I'd have a nice teacher.

Her students might take advantage of her though.

I do not want to mess with a teacher that can see through walls/desks/ everything and can kill me with a tap of a finger.

 

[Nukey]

Spike as a teacher...

Well, if my parents complain about my new attitude, I could say I learned it at school.

 

[kannibus]

Deunan Knute?

Well, it's been a while since I've been out of school, but I guess she could be teaching one of my combat courses.

Uh, my wife'd probably insist I be neutered before though...

 

[Shoqiyqa]

*thinks*

Faye Valentine? Various ways to cheat and break hearts.

Spike? Kung fu!

The Princess in Princess Mononoke? Errrrrrrrr ...

Maleficent? Dark Fey Magic! YAY!

Priss Asagiri? Rock and the art of boomer dismemberment.

Wait. I'm back at school?

Also: how come the scary thread never hit me with a Captcha but the rest of the site almost always does?

 

[Gerrawn]

....Lelouch? Well, he can teach me how to make things go JUST AS PLANNED!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Well, my fav character is "Eikichi Onizuka, 22 years old, virgin" So that would be pretty damn cool :3

Well, already someone posts the Greatest Teacher, so I'll duck and say Dio Brando instead, because I'd kill to learn this:

 

[Ohhi]

Hmm Probably wouldn't learn a whole lot Grimmjow as my teacher probably just how to fight and kill people yep I'm happy with that.

 

[Riddle78]

Edward and Alphonse Elric teaching alchem--Chemistry with the help of Roy Mustang...

That'd be interesting,to say the least.

 

[samaugsch]

Hinata Hyuuga as a school teacher. That's actually plausible, or say the fanfics. Maybe for once, I'd have a nice teacher.

Her students might take advantage of her though.

I do not want to mess with a teacher that can see through walls/desks/ everything and can kill me with a tap of a finger.

Yeah, but she only fights people when she has to with a few rare exceptions. Neji would be a much more intimidating teacher.

 

[jebara]

L...

Light Yagami...
Best. teacher. ever.
We will learn to write in an extremely dramatic fashion. And kill people. And he will be an extremelely benevolent teacher as is his plan... until I kill him and take his notebook! Mwahahahaha! I imagine the homework would be writing "lines" or something...

He would teach us how to catch guys like this.

 

[Naheal]

It varies. I'm a fan of any of the three in these pics.

Spoiler

Left, probably military command, cooking, a little bit of cosplay... and how to get groped. Center, likely investigation and a bit of combat. Right, Combat instruction and how to prove friendship through superior firepower. I'd likely learn the latter through demonstration... on me.

 

[hexFrank202]

Then it probably would have made more sense for you to avoid clicking on the topic or replying to it seeing as it isn't something that interests you, wouldn't it?

Actually, I thought it was a pretty interesting question.

 

[Gladiateher]

Vash the stampede as a teacher? That actually sounds like a perfect fit for him, nice and peaceful.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

.....*Imagines*
Armstrong: Waffles, I must say you are improving on your grades!
Me: Really!? Thanks Mr. Armstrong!
Armstrong: *Takes off shirt*
Me: S-sir?!
Armstrong: *Embraces tightly*
Me: Sir, your killing me /labored

....Love it.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Alright, first of all:

We'll all be learning about the magic of starfish.

Fuko for the win!!

Anyway, I'd probably learn absolutely nothing, because my teacher would be too busy playing on his PFP to come to class and start teaching.

OR, I'd die 40 seconds after entering the room and proclaiming that I know who he is.

OR, Unimaginable torture, UNIMAGINABLE TORTURE!!!!!!!!