"But X counts [it]"
X is a person and [it] is usually somthing that can't be counted like a block of cheese, or [it] can be said as [the Y's], so yeah, its sort of ridiculous to say to someone who gabs to me about why i don't eat dad's cheese by saying "But dad counts the cheese" but yeah..
Everyone fears making him angry anyway, thus most times things don't even end up open like packets of chicken and such goes out of date, but the thin brother gouged on chicken thats sitting in the bin all sweaty because he wants to anyway and blames it on the dog.