Rivers Wells said:
My favorite character was Ash from Evil Dead and I quite honestly couldn't begin to imagine how that would go and wound up just thinking about them fighting it out: mano a mano, chainsaw v. tiger blood.
"Give me some sugar, baby!" would take on another whole new meaning! Course I have a feeling the series would have probably never gotten off the ground since I doubt seriously Charlie would ever try to listen to someone else's recording, especially when he finds out it's about a book.
Also, funny thought, Hogwarts ran by Charlie Sheen. Go.
He who shall not be named would already have both feet in the door. Harry would run away from school like a little pansy, for constantly being called a little pansy. Ron, drugged out of his skull. Hermaine, probably impregnated. Maybe not year one, but it'd happen.