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So, storytellers like coming up with gods for their tales. Entire pantheons that do battle with each other, along alignment tracks, like classic D&D campaigns.

Some are pretty generic, some are interesting spins on a classic concept. And some are just batshit coocoo pants.

What are some of your favorite gods from the various movies/shows/stories you've read? Any reason is fine, either because you think they are awesomely cool, or just goofy as hell and they amuse you to no end.

For me, two that come to mind are:

Kelemvor, God of Death. When I first read the story where Kelemvor becomes the god of death, I was pleasantly surprised. The stereotypical god of death, in just about every other fantasy setting, was always depicted as this embodiment of evil, who lived (haha! pun!) only to cause as much death as possible. This stereotype has bled over into pop culture as well, just look at how Hades is usually depicted in entertainment, despite the fact that he was one of the gods of that pantheon, who got up to the least amount of mischief.

In fact, in the story that involves Kelemvor, the antagonist of the trilogy was the god of death. Who they kill....and Kelemvor takes his place. And then the author did something really neat with him I thought. He made him a neutral god, who was just about shepherding the souls of the dead to the afterlife, and defending them from any who would try and use them for personal gains (necromancers). He, in fact, hates the undead, and all of his priests/paladins are tasked with destroying the undead whenever they encounter them, and any who would use that kind of magic. His priests are depicted as being somber, quiet people, who when traveling, will perform final rites for the dead, and make sure they are buried properly. They eventually became very welcome in most communities, as they were seen as a sign of solace and comfort during a time of grief. And I really loved that depiction of them.

And then my other favorite god, from a book by Drew Hayes called NPCs (which seriously, if you like D&D, you REALLY need to read that book):

Grumble, the god of minions.

He is the patron of all underlings and minions in this world. For every kobold who works for an evil overlord, just trying to make ends meet, Grumble helps them. Prayers to him are for things like "Dear Grumble, please let the Master be too drunk to kick me in the butt tonight, for failing to accomplish his insane plan that was never going to work anyway." "Oh Lord Grumble, please don't let the Master find my stash of copper coins from his horde, as I plan on buying a new broom with them later." etc etc.

He is depicted as a kobold, who was elevated to godhood due to deeds he did in the past. And when he gets access to his first potential paladin, the conversation they have is most amusing.


So what gods do you find amusing/cool/fun? What about them makes you enjoy them?
 

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*Deity ;)

Now I may not like the Souls series, but the lore is pretty good. I like the whole demi-God/evil God/Dark Age/Fire Age idea. Very depressing and dark and grim and hopeless and angst-y.

Bloodborne I think had something similar? All I could get out of it was everyone got Herpes from too many blood orgies and now the worlds fucked. Not sure there are deities in BB. Maybe those giant spider crab things? 'cause all the bosses just seem like big bads, not Gods.

OH! God Emperor of Mankind. Duh!

Hmm...do the Espers in Final Fantasy count as Gods? 'cause Alexander is like incredible. Hey, if we're super pure and noble we can summon a fucking sentient fortress with a space laser on it! And it can literally devestate entire armies in seconds!
 

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Nurgle. He's so completely vile in every way.

And I do love Disney's portrayal of Hades. James Woods was great in the role, and the Swedish dub voice actor did a good job too.
 

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Thanks to Neil Gaiman's "Norse Mythology" Loki definitely. Honestly, I think I like Loki the troublemaker whose plans always go awry more than Loki the guy trying to conquer Earth in The Avengers. He has so much character, and he's often able to run circles around the simple minds of the other gods of Asgard, but he often underestimates them as well.

Also, I think it's hilarious how one of his tricks led to him accidentally screwing a carpenter's horse (make sure you never mention that to him). You were supposed to seduce the horse, Loki, not go all the way.
 

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I've always found the depiction of deities/gods as alien, incomprehensible beings much more interesting than them being essentially just humans with weird M.O.s. I find them to be much closer to what I think such creatures would actually be like. Merely being immortal, and therefore detached from our perception of time, would change one's outlook on life so drastically you'd no longer probably qualify as human. Would you even call it life if you didn't have to worry about death?

Hence why the Old Ones of H.P. Lovecraft's stories are my favorite. Yeah, they don't really have personalities and rarely ever are the main focus of the stories. But they capture the essence of how I'd imagine a confrontation between actual gods and humans would go down.

Of the 4 chaos gods Tzeentch was always my favorite. Whereas the others embody simple to grasp, human concepts (Khorne for rage, conquest, violence and physical might, Nurgle for desire of immortality and comfort, Slaanesh for perversity and pleasure seeking), Tzeentch's M.O. always seemed more elegant and complex. Whereas the others have simple instructions on what to do to please them, with Tzeentch you might not know at all. For all you know he could be leading you to some cosmically horrifying fate, but you wouldn't even be able to tell because you're 50 layers into the 5[sup]384[/sup]-layered plan he's laid out just for you, which in turn interweaves and overlaps with countless other plans and schemes, the subjects of all of which are just as clueless as you. Whenever I see the phrase about things being part of God's plan, this is all I can think of.
 

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Sam from Roger Zelazny's Lord of Light. He's a warrior, philosopher and all around charlatan. He does the right thing in the wrong the way and causes a revolution.

The first paragraph of the book describes him best: "His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. But he preferred to drop the "Maha-" and the "atman". and call himself Sam. He never claimed to be a god. But then, he never claimed not to be a god. Circumstances being what they were, neither admission could be of any benefit. Silence though, could.

 

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Zen Bard said:
Sam from Roger Zelazny's Lord of Light. He's a warrior, philosopher and all around charlatan. He does the right thing in the wrong the way and causes a revolution.

The first paragraph of the book describes him best: "His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. But he preferred to drop the "Maha-" and the "atman". and call himself Sam. He never claimed to be a god. But then, he never claimed not to be a god. Circumstances being what they were, neither admission could be of any benefit. Silence though, could.

Is that the book where they are on some alien planet, and the various gods are basically people with some really powerful technology, mimicking the gods of the Hindu pantheon? That title sounds kind of familiar, but not entirely.
 

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My main DnD setting my God of the Afterlife is based on Kelemvor, though I do have a more traditional evil skeletal God of Death...but he is more about zombies, while the other is about guiding souls.

Since this seems more about gods of fictional universes, I will go with Azura from The Elder Scrolls. A not-evil Daedric Prince, and matron of Dark Elves, capable of compassion but also stern discipline. Plus I mean, Morrowind is my favorite game and though Vvardenfell is scary, I feared not, for she was watchful!
 

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Happyninja42 said:
Zen Bard said:
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Is that the book where they are on some alien planet, and the various gods are basically people with some really powerful technology, mimicking the gods of the Hindu pantheon? That title sounds kind of familiar, but not entirely.
That's the one. Except they're actually people with mutant powers and advanced technology who mimic the Hindu pantheon.
 

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Zen Bard said:
Happyninja42 said:
Zen Bard said:
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Is that the book where they are on some alien planet, and the various gods are basically people with some really powerful technology, mimicking the gods of the Hindu pantheon? That title sounds kind of familiar, but not entirely.
That's the one. Except they're actually people with mutant powers and advanced technology who mimic the Hindu pantheon.
Ah, yeah I think, one of his items was some tech belt that was really OP, if I recall correctly?
 

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Cayden Cailean from Pathfinder. Chaotic Good God who, while mortal, got so utterly drunk that he took a test to become a God, and somehow passed, waking up the next morning with the most divine of all hangovers. He's also a pretty cool guy, to boot.
 

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There's so many I have trouble choosing. I guess Hestia? She is the best loli oppai goddess, after all.



(on a more serious note, I'd just go with Horo from spice and wolf, made me shell out for so many books and I haven't had enough yet)
 

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So fictional wise, I'm gonna go with Azura and Hircine from the Elder Scrolls series. And the Crystal from Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

IRL mythology wise though... And PLEASE don't turn this into a religious discussion but Jesus Christ, absolute hands down.
 
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Arnoxthe1 said:
So fictional wise, I'm gonna go with Azura and Hircine from the Elder Scrolls series. And the Crystal from Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

IRL mythology wise though... And PLEASE don't turn this into a religious discussion but Jesus Christ, absolute hands down.
No worries about the religious arguments from me. We're not in R&P after all. But I do agree with the sentiment, he was a pretty cool dude with a really good philosophy.

OT: I'll go with the old classic Shub-Niggurath. Sure, she doesn't really care about humanity (like, at all) and she tends to turn her favored worshipers into immortal mutant monsters. But hey, any goddess that has orgies as a central part of her religious services is as least fun!
 

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Happyninja42 said:
Zen Bard said:
Happyninja42 said:
Zen Bard said:
Self Snip
Is that the book where they are on some alien planet, and the various gods are basically people with some really powerful technology, mimicking the gods of the Hindu pantheon? That title sounds kind of familiar, but not entirely.
That's the one. Except they're actually people with mutant powers and advanced technology who mimic the Hindu pantheon.
Ah, yeah I think, one of his items was some tech belt that was really OP, if I recall correctly?
Something like that. Sam had the ability to manipulate electromagnetic forces. The belt he wore was essentially an "energy amplifier" that magnified his powers.

Each god developed a core Attribute to increase their chances of survival on a hostile world. And each one had a unique item specifically designed in conjunction with his or her power. The god of fire had a nuclear flamethrower, the god of destruction had a laser trident, etc...
 

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Queen Michael said:
Nurgle. He's so completely vile in every way.
Nurgle's the most positive god with any influence in 40k, because he actually likes his followers. He's the god of paternal love, empathy, kinship, happiness, struggle, love, tradition, mercy, and memory. Physically repulsive, yes, but a comparatively benevolent force on the divine stage.
 

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Eugh, all these damn Nurgle lovers in this thread, makes me sick. Tzeentch has plans for you, oh yes, be sure of that.

I gota throw my love behind Tzeentch. I love ridiculously over-thought, far reaching plans and scheming chessmaster types, and Tzeentch is the greatest of them all. Everything is part of his design, EVERYTHING, even when his plans fail, they just set in motion a thousand more plans, because that's what Tzeentch planned on!

Also he's the god of hope, which is far more interesting a concept than blinding rage, entropy/despair or love/pleasure/sensation that the other Chaos gods embody, and it makes him even more invincible. How the hell do you fight HOPE!

Also also evolution is cool and is Tzeentch's *****, and if you follow him you only might sometimes maybe turn into a giant slavering worm monster with tentacles for eyes, or you might turn into something entirely not horrific at all, at least for a while. So that's nice and interesting.

Also also also he can literally see everything that has ever been, will be or could be, so you're pretty much fucked trying to stop him really.
 

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09philj said:
Queen Michael said:
Nurgle. He's so completely vile in every way.
Nurgle's the most positive god with any influence in 40k, because he actually likes his followers. He's the god of paternal love, empathy, kinship, happiness, struggle, love, tradition, mercy, and memory. Physically repulsive, yes, but a comparatively benevolent force on the divine stage.
True, but nobody's perfect, you know?