Your favorite drug dealer

[CrysisMcGee]

Mine would have to be Tony Montana, from Scarface.

And Myron, from Fallout 2. Though he was actually the creator of a drug, but still.

Fictional characters, from any medium. Whoever is your favorite.

 

[Timotei]

I foresee many posts saying something along the lines of "None, they're all bad".

Some kid who used to go to my school before he was sent off to juvie. He was funny, kind, and one of the few who would actually speak to me nicely. He never used his merchandise and was known around school as "Bargain Ben". What I find sad is that he actually sold the drugs so that he could continue to pay for his parent's rent which they pissed away on coke and booze. He also derived no pleasure from it as he knew it was wrong, bu somewhat necessary

 

[NeutralDrow]

Spoiler

Chipp Zanuff.

Though granted, he's long since got clean and gone straight.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

In gaming?...

Well, Big Smoke of course!

Damn ninjas, they're everywhere these days.

I'll have 3 number 4s, a number 7...and so on. I was so bummed/awed by the way they decided to take his story line. (I don't like spoiling things even years after the game came out)

 

[grimsprice]

Well Anthony down the street sells... oh wait... you mean in games. Um, whatever that zombie dudes name was in fallout 3 that sells ultrajet. He was cool. I found like, a bazillion boxes of cereal, and made so much money.

 

[Sacman]

Jesus is my favorite drug dealer... he deals me faith...

but seriously the guy who plays Pee Wee hermin in blow just bcause he did a drug psa as pee wee hermin...

 

[o_O]

Little Jacob. I liked him a lot for some reason, even if the Rastafarian accent got a bit thick to understand in places. Not as bad as Badman though....

Sure, he may have played more of an arms dealer for me, but that *was* what he primarily was, even if he's just #2 in the ring.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Erm..Danny the Headhunter from Withnail and I, I suppose.

 

[incognito_me]

Lil' Wayne. Afterall, he's a d-boy.

 

[Pegghead]

'Nuff said.

 

[Vlane]

Scarface. He is just the best.

 

[Woem]

Starbucks! I can't do without my daily dose.

Oh, wait...

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Henry Hill from Goodfellas.

In gaming? Um... Probably Tony Montana. That game ruled.

 

[Jirlond]

'Nuff said.

YUP

epic worldwide drug dealers

OT: Jason Franco in Pinapple Express.

 

[Smudge91]

pikachu, in the episode of futurama when Bender got hooked onto jacking off on electricity and went to robot hell. I bet pikachu was his main dealer.

Cafe Nero is my real life drug dealer, mmmm caffeine.

 

[F3rgioSON]

In gaming?...

Well, Big Smoke of course!

wh00t wh00t!
San Andreas ftw.
:]

 

[Legion]

Jesus is my favorite drug dealer... he deals me faith...

That is one of the most awesome posts I have seen on these forums. Ever.

 

[SpAc3man]

Your mum. I always score with her.

Lets be serious now. BIG SMOKE!