"Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. It is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency."
It was from an insult generator off an old website. I laughed my ass off.
and Blackadder
"M: Ah! Talking to yourself again, I see, BlackAdder? B: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of getting intelligent conversation!"