your favorite joke super hero

[Clifford Reeder]

Spider-Ham! Super-powered swine with the abilities of a spider! Parody off of one of the most mainstream super-heroes, ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Ham

 

[lord canti]

Repair man man man man.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

The Carpenter villain.

At least she gets steady work in Gotham. Someone has to design and build all those fancy death traps for the bigger villains.

 

[bluepotatosack]

Oh wait, I almost forgot about Artie! The strongest man... in the world!

He definitely deserves a mention.

 

[JohnDoey]

Ambush Bug is my favorite superhero ever.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Have no fear, for Seizure Man is here!

 

[plugav]

Flex Mentallo, Man of Muscle Mystery, who once turned the Pentagon into a circle by flexing his muscles.
Also, Danny the Street, a sentient transvestite street with the power of teleportation, a member and one time headquarters of the Doom Patrol.

I had a T-shirt which said "I'm like a superhero, with no powers or motivation"

I want one.