Is it weird if I have no emotional attachment to any "kids" movie from my childhood?
The earliest movie I remember loving was Eraser with Arnold Schwarzenegger, which is most fondly remembered for featuring a scene where Arnold walks out of a burning warehouse firing 2 handheld railguns from the hip and massacring the equivalent of a small army single-handedly.
Fuckin' A.
You can keep your Aladdin and your Shrek.
I have a shelf of movies starring Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Segal, Van Damme, Lundgren, Rourke, Statham, Li and Willis.
That was my childhood. Mostly schlocky action flicks that were low on plot and high on "fucking awesome".