Your favorite method of screwing with people

[Kuroneko97]

By saying this to people:

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And posting this:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[mitchalin7]

leaving messages for other players in demons souls saying that "great treasure lies ahead" right next to a cliff so that they jump off and die . i hate people, they invade my games and kill me.
Not really a gaming discussion, i know, but it's still funny

 

[Lukeman1884]

Well, since my post was removed, I guess my SECOND favorite way is to continuously ask someone to repeat what they just said as if I didn't hear them properly, and waiting to see how many times they do so before they realise that they're being screwed with. My record is 6 times.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Muttering something utterly trivial, and when they ask what I said, I just say "Nothing." You'd be surprised how much that pisses people off.

 

[MoNKeyYy]

Using words that don't exist. It's funny to call someone a flatumentalist and they hound you for ten minutes trying to figure out what it is. Or staring just above a person's head when you talk to them.

 

[CarlsonAndPeeters]

When playing games with chat features, like Territory Wars Online, I like to pose as a 19 year old girl and mess with the brains of the 13-year-old assholes who ask "are u a hot chick?"

 

[jopomeister]

Looking slightly above their left shoulder.
It works fantastically.

 

[RoBi3.0]

I like to bring empty lighters to drinking parties. The fun starts when the drunks start asking for a light. Nothing compares to a drunk chick/guy trying to light their cigarette for 5 five minutes while I try to hide my laughter.

 

[FalloutJack]

You expect me to just tell you? No no no no...can't have you building your defenses on me. Next you'll expect me to warn you right before an air raid on your house. Ah whoops...

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

By saying this to people:

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I always get that hunger that only hands can satisfy...

Completely forgot about that video, thanks for reminding me... inadvertantly

 

[Harley Duke]

I hate Wal-Mart and everything it stands for, including the people inside of it. Which is why it's so much fun to make their shopping trips that much more unpleasant. Pretty sure there's a list full of ways to make life a living hell for Wal-Mart shoppers, and this is bound to be on it somewhere:

Grab a shopping cart and toss a few assorted items in it as you walk through the aisles. Just make it look like someone has gone shopping for some things that make no logical sense. Be original, don't just stack your cart full of tampons.

Now patrol the store aimlessly, waiting for someone to leave a shopping cart unattended. Smoothly and silently swap out your cart full of bullshit for their cart. DO NOT aim for carts with children in them! Parents have no sense of humor about this kind of thing, and kids have this nasty habit of making a lot of noise and attracting attention to you. Plus, I think this qualifies as a felony, so I'm not about to try it.

Continue swapping out with other random peoples' carts until your family has finished up what they went to Wal-Mart for, or until you are forcibly removed from the premises. When done properly, it should look like about four different people stole each others' carts.

I've actually gotten a fistfight started with this one. Try it in your local store, it's a blast once you get it to work smoothly.

 

[Red Hood]

I like to give them a false sense of accomplishment and security and then go into a heavy use of sarcasm and mocking politeness all while using a voice that is formal/polite, but with a rather mocking and facetious undertone. That way they can't discern his thoughts; it's perfect they destroy themselves

 

[RoBi3.0]

I hate Wal-Mart and everything it stands for, including the people inside of it. Which is why it's so much fun to make their shopping trips that much more unpleasant. Pretty sure there's a list full of ways to make life a living hell for Wal-Mart shoppers, and this is bound to be on it somewhere:

Grab a shopping cart and toss a few assorted items in it as you walk through the aisles. Just make it look like someone has gone shopping for some things that make no logical sense. Be original, don't just stack your cart full of tampons.

Now patrol the store aimlessly, waiting for someone to leave a shopping cart unattended. Smoothly and silently swap out your cart full of bullshit for their cart. DO NOT aim for carts with children in them! Parents have no sense of humor about this kind of thing, and kids have this nasty habit of making a lot of noise and attracting attention to you. Plus, I think this qualifies as a felony, so I'm not about to try it.

Continue swapping out with other random peoples' carts until your family has finished up what they went to Wal-Mart for, or until you are forcibly removed from the premises. When done properly, it should look like about four different people stole each others' carts.

I've actually gotten a fistfight started with this one. Try it in your local store, it's a blast once you get it to work smoothly.

lol

 

[Hosker]

I like to try to get people to do something I know they won't do, just for fun.

 

[Kawatoo]

I love making many references to things barely known in front of people who don't know them...

Example...

Last day of school before Christmas break, I said to someone "Gondon-Primulon JT!", and then walked off...

Cookie for the reference if you answer correctly...

Seems we have the same way of doing things. Also the reference is from Recess, I would like a chocolate chip cookie please.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Mind games, a la Deathnote or.... I can't think of another example.

 

[Tartarga]

I like to screw with my friends by giving them nicknames that make no sense at all. I recently starting calling one of them Chinchilla and it annoys the crap out him, which of course gives me endless joy.

 

[soulfire130]

I hate Wal-Mart and everything it stands for, including the people inside of it. Which is why it's so much fun to make their shopping trips that much more unpleasant. Pretty sure there's a list full of ways to make life a living hell for Wal-Mart shoppers, and this is bound to be on it somewhere:

Grab a shopping cart and toss a few assorted items in it as you walk through the aisles. Just make it look like someone has gone shopping for some things that make no logical sense. Be original, don't just stack your cart full of tampons.

Now patrol the store aimlessly, waiting for someone to leave a shopping cart unattended. Smoothly and silently swap out your cart full of bullshit for their cart. DO NOT aim for carts with children in them! Parents have no sense of humor about this kind of thing, and kids have this nasty habit of making a lot of noise and attracting attention to you. Plus, I think this qualifies as a felony, so I'm not about to try it.

Continue swapping out with other random peoples' carts until your family has finished up what they went to Wal-Mart for, or until you are forcibly removed from the premises. When done properly, it should look like about four different people stole each others' carts.

I've actually gotten a fistfight started with this one. Try it in your local store, it's a blast once you get it to work smoothly.

Dude, that is so funny. I have to try that sometime.



I screw with people by acting like I can't hear them to see how many times they repaet themselves, saying something completely randon which is good at causing awkward silence, tell someone has something on their face and continue till they catch on and walk up silently close behind someone and whisper "boo", I promise you that someone will scream like hell.