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ý"Anytime I need to see your face
I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind and
Magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola"
--Savage Garden
?Some say, after we have mastered the wind, the waves, the tides, and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love. Then for the second time in history of the world, man will have discovered fire.? --Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
?God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die!? --Unknown
?When you give advice, remember that Socrates was a Greek philosopher who went around giving good advice. They poisoned him.? --Unknown
I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind and
Magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola"
--Savage Garden
?Some say, after we have mastered the wind, the waves, the tides, and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love. Then for the second time in history of the world, man will have discovered fire.? --Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
?God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die!? --Unknown
?When you give advice, remember that Socrates was a Greek philosopher who went around giving good advice. They poisoned him.? --Unknown
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
-Benjamin Franklin
-Benjamin Franklin
"Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide." -Napoleon
Very true. The power of decision is very valuable.
Very true. The power of decision is very valuable.
I've got a couple:
"When you can't win in a fight, sometimes you have to settle for making sure that if you lose, everyone loses. It works for nuclear weapons; it works for me."
- Michael Weston
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
-Jeremy Clarkson.
"Pwangg?" Trees don't go "Pwangg--" Llamas don't go "Pwangg--" Nothing found in nature goes "Pwangg", which means -- we're officially hip deep in the smelly stuff."
-Deadpool
"When you can't win in a fight, sometimes you have to settle for making sure that if you lose, everyone loses. It works for nuclear weapons; it works for me."
- Michael Weston
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
-Jeremy Clarkson.
"Pwangg?" Trees don't go "Pwangg--" Llamas don't go "Pwangg--" Nothing found in nature goes "Pwangg", which means -- we're officially hip deep in the smelly stuff."
-Deadpool
"(insert random moronity) make(s) the baby Jesus cry."
I may have stolen it from someone unwittingly, but I'll be damned if I know where or who.
I may have stolen it from someone unwittingly, but I'll be damned if I know where or who.
"Ignore me."
...I don't have a source for this one, but I say it all the time. Because it's usually better to. And I'm starting to rant.
Ignore me.
...I don't have a source for this one, but I say it all the time. Because it's usually better to. And I'm starting to rant.
Ignore me.
An obviously inexperienced climber.MoNKeyYy said:
The proper thing to say would be
"Falling!"
When oneself makes such a large error; seeing as no one can save you but yourself at that stage, all you can do is warn others with a heads up so you don't fall on them and make a bigger problem. -Ignoring the fact that it would be a very noobish mistake indeed to not have a more than abundant length of rope for the face.
I can't think of my favorite quote right now, but I will say this.Oatmeel said:
Anytime I think about that (^^^) idea, I have to take 5 minutes or so to wrap my head around it. The vastness of the universe is simply staggering. Take a look at some pictures of supernovae or something, then look up the scale of the picture. Its usually covers upwards of millions of miles.
Also, think about it the next time you are feeling upset about something or someone, and know that they are just as insignificant as you.
Edit: Errr, swearing in the first quote so if you are not comfortable with that don't say I didn't give you fair warning.
"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"
"Smokey, this isn't 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
"The dude abides."
Yeah, saw The Big Lebowski recently. Loved that movie.
"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"
"Smokey, this isn't 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
"The dude abides."
Yeah, saw The Big Lebowski recently. Loved that movie.
"Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it"
-Manny
-Manny
Some of my random favourites 
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world" - Mahatma Gandhi
"Worrying is like a rocking chair, it'll give you something to do, but won't get you anywhere. Write that down," - Van Wilder
"No one has time for your rock star bullshit. None of the techs backstage care if you're David Bowie or the milkman. They are completely unimpressed with your infantile display that you might think comes with your dubious status. They were there hours before you building the stage, and they will be there hours after you tearing it down. They should get your salary and you should get theirs!" - Henry Rollins (this is one of my faves, as it's extremely, VERY true)
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world" - Mahatma Gandhi
"Worrying is like a rocking chair, it'll give you something to do, but won't get you anywhere. Write that down," - Van Wilder
"No one has time for your rock star bullshit. None of the techs backstage care if you're David Bowie or the milkman. They are completely unimpressed with your infantile display that you might think comes with your dubious status. They were there hours before you building the stage, and they will be there hours after you tearing it down. They should get your salary and you should get theirs!" - Henry Rollins (this is one of my faves, as it's extremely, VERY true)