Well, I'm throwing my $0.03 into the ring...
2. AKA, "2 Gryphon" or "2 the Ranting Gryphon"
This guy is a professional comedian (stand up) who, years back, started doing rants and posting them on his website. His rants, being epic, then evolved into him doing his own radio show, but now and then he does still do straight-on rants.
The thing is, I get criticism or flak every time I bring him up. Why? Well, that depends on what your particular insecurities are. He is a Fur, and he is Gay. Either one of those will get shit flung everywhere like chimps with diarrhea, but I shit you not, this guy is the father of all ranting. He is my personal inspiration, and so good (both ranting and standup) that I'd almost put up with the stink of a furcon to see him perform live.
So, if you can put up with some fur comments (except in fandom-related rants, it doesn't come up much), and take his homosexuality with a grain of salt, here [http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants.htm] is a direct link to his site's rant section, though if you go to his main page, there's a great stand-up skit on the front. And no, you will not be bombarded with Fur porn, you actually have to know where to look, on his ALTERNATE site, to see that kind of stuff.
And just putting this out there, but if Furs offend you so greatly that you want to turn this thread into the typical 4-Chan Furbash, just fuck off in advance, KTHXBY.
For the rest of you...
I highly recommend you listening to;
-Aging
-Abortion
-Holy Wars
-Vegetarians
-Telemarketers
-Thanksgiving
And the best, -Starving
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