Your favorite way of telling someone to f*** off.

[Segadroid]

"Oh look, there's a lamppost over there. Why don't you hump it untill it bends."

 

[Kasawd]

Go fuck yourself on the moon.

A way of saying it that a french friend of mine uses to spice up the old fuck you

 

[FallenRainbows]

FUCK YOU!

Simplicity, it is beautiful.

 

[Anacortian]

I was a McDonald's manager for almost a decade. I developed the ability to make "sir" a four-letter word.

 

[Avaholic03]

"I don't speak English"

 

[APPCRASH]

Fuck off. No crappy euphemisms needed.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"Hey, Fuck you!"

 

[Steeveeo]

I respectfully ask you, in all seriousness and proper tact, to please go hump sandpaper.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"get the hell out"

minimal swearing so I can kinda say it to minors,which I don't actually need to...yet

plus I don't really cuss

 

[Deleted]

You come here trying to take me away from my (whatever I'm holding) just so you could tell me about this particular event that isn't worth my time and you know it. Yet you continuously think that I will be interested the next time so you once again return with inane babble for the average teen that won't entertain me in the slightest and have me waste 30 seconds on this speech.

If its someone younger bothering me then the classic, "Don't bug me kid." always works. It undermines them and makes their actions seem dumb.

 

[Hazy]

"Hey, Fuck you!"

No beating around the bush for you, aye Oblivious?
I second this, but in honor of the ancient art of contributing, I would do what was said above.
But with a French accent.

Edit: Thought of another one. "Make like a tree and go fuck yourself!"

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"See that road over there? If you search there real hard, you'll see a bright light, it's really awesome!"

 

[Cargando]

Really now, you are extremely annoying, now kindly go away.

I go really posh when I get annoyed.

 

[ae86gamer]

"Leave now or I'll throw a possum at your face!"

Spoiler: MY 6000TH POST!

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[Drake the Dragonheart]

Why don't you go play a nice game of hide and go f*** yourself!

 

[Crimsane]

"Oi. Yeah, you. Fuck off."

 

[Proteus214]

I just smile and say, "Tell your mother I said hi."

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

either pull a catch me if you can "wanna hear a joke? alright knock knock"

whose there?

"go fuck yourself"

or...go bone yourself with something hard and sandpaper-y

 

[Neonbob]

My current favorite, and one I've been using on my brothers for years:
"Go die in a fire."

EDIT:
Forgot one my friend uses often:
"Awww, look. He thinks he's people."