Your Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote

[Roganzar]

"The Sims is more popular than a chocolate cunnilingus machine and afterwards doesn't make you feel fat and ashamed."
The look on my wife's face when she heard this had me laughing even harder.
Also from the same video, " I'm suprised that the Sims 3 even exists considering EA's usual policy of releasing a fraction of a new game every time the cocaine bucket runs dry."

 

[L4WLI3T]

"...Assuming they don't bore you enough even your unborn children take up table-top RPGs"
Mgs4

 

[Wharrgarble]

From the Mass Effect 2 Review:

"Off-roading around random planets is now replaced by scanning the surface from orbit, launching probes to extract resources which is as interesting as it sounds and it sounds like this... BLUUUUAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH..."

 

[Chamale]

From the most recent episode, I have a new favourite:

So in the name of keeping things nice and clear for you touchy sods, let me be as unambiguous as possible in this critique: Mindjack is FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. BAD. BAD. BAD. BAD. DON'T. DON'T. DON'T. DON'T play it!

 

[HandsomeZer0]

Dante's inferno (I think)

"why would they do a duel upgrade system? well i replied its like my hand on a sunday night, whys that you ask?
IT BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME"

 

[ciancon]

"The plot is so flimsy it's painful, like a man with no bones in his arms trying to serve you coffee."

 

[Neko Pounce]

(...Some say that's trying to take your cake and eat it too, an expression i never really understand, i mean, its perfectly resonable to eat a cake that you have, And theres not much else you can do with it sept maybe jump out of it if your a striper... Sorry i lost my train of thought) XD

And another one

Some might say that's enough, Some might say i'm hard to please , But some can shut the fucking mouths!

And the last one

I have a name for the next one in the dead to rights series. Dead to rights Really Really Really Really Really Really Really... DUMB

 

[Kellerb]

...If your american. and fat.

it was a cheap shot, but MY kind of cheap shot.

 

[elbrandino]

All my favorites have all been said I think. I also like the one from the end of his Minecraft review that was something like "I put a skylight in my bedroom but sheep keeping falling on it and they watch me while I'm trying to sleep." I also like the series of "Not Gay" jokes.

 

[AbstractStream]

"The only thing I liked spread across my thighs is marshmellow fluff."
Said back in The World Ends With You review.
The whole review is pretty funny.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

From the most recent episode, I have a new favourite:

So in the name of keeping things nice and clear for you touchy sods, let me be as unambiguous as possible in this critique: Mindjack is FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. BAD. BAD. BAD. BAD. DON'T. DON'T. DON'T. DON'T play it!

Ninjas. Damn.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

"As the exasperated zoo keeper said to the last panda on Earth "fuck that!"

Makes me chuckle everytime.

 

[Neko Pounce]

"You know, People who say this game gets better 20 hours in isn't really a point in its favor, i mean you could stick your hand on a stove for 20 hours and you'll probley stop hurting but you'll have done series ligament damage"

Another from that reveiw

"You know, I could go back and play it some more next week but the thing is I DONT FUCKING WANT TO!"

And last one, from that review

"After playing for 5 hours the only thing that did surprised me is how i went this long without eating my own face!

 

[Zantos]

"Blood stained crayon drawings saying "i love mummy. And being alive."" With the little note on the picture pointing to the child and saying "All my blood inside of me." from Dead Space 2. I adore it!

Was going to put a duke nukem forever quote, but realised I would have to type out the whole script for it.

EDIT: "And so we conclude the adventures of Kratos, the ancient world's most determined atheist."

 

[Coldster]

"What the fuck happened to Clive Winston you pricks!" from the Guitar Hero 3 episode

Actually I take it back, his best line is: "the five words that struck me there were; good for a wii game."

I can't stop laughing at that now.

 

[ButanicXpandA]

'more appealing than a triple cun*ed hooker the day the soldiers come home'

 

[Anaklusmos]

I love the old pacman storytelling. Eat pills, avoid ghosts. Only sometimes you can eat big pills and then eat gho-ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bayonetta

 

[TiefBlau]

Rico Rodriguez, the legendary son of Zeus and the hispanic window cleaner.

 

[Cat of Doom]

Not sure if I got these totally right but:
1). "WELL BUGGER MY BUMBLE BEES BREADBIN" I find a way to incorporate this phrase into my daily life

2)."As the unconvinced friend said to the inventor of the fesses powered helicopter, THIS SHIT WILL NOT FLY"

3). " As the disgruntled Chinese zoo keeper said to the last male panda on earth FUCK THAT"

4). "you don?t have to worry about swearing on the internet, your mum wont find out, shes too busy fucking me.

5). "Its like coming home from school to find a walrus sitting at the dinner table, and you seem to be the only one who notices" cue the picture of the walrus and the quote "more potatoes uncle tusky"

Honourable mention "FUCK YOU, portals great and if you don?t think so you must be STUPID!