So, made up this drink awhile back and it really doesn't get your drunk, unless you maybe added some vodka, that could be good... but the basic set up is:
1 shot Kahlua,
1 shot Butterscotch Schnapps,
mixed into
1 glass coke/diet coke (pepsi of course works)
It is quite delicious in that it tastes good. I'd think about adding a splash of Vodka for actual drinking with the purpose of being drunk, but always drink responsibly... don't be stupid, yeah?
Non alcoholic drink would just have to be milk... something so good about that drink. Except I go for skim, so it might as well be water with some protein.