*Squeals, like a school boy, with delight*
Me and Bayonetta, painting the town red! Well, I assume that, if she's real, then the world that she exists in is real, existing alongside our world, right? Hmm...firstly, I would ask her how to go about trading my soul for Umbra Witch powers. Once this is done, we'd go on fantastic adventures, kicking Angel arse. I'm not just saying that, I think I really WOULD make a deal with the Devil, if the perks were as cool as becoming an Umbra Witch.
Then we'd probably chat for a bit over some drinks (you know, get to know each other, chat about boys and whatnot), then we'd each don a pair of Odettes and go ice skating even though it isn't icy out :O
At some point, I'm sure we'd find the time to play some video games together (come on, she's totally a dork at heart; albeit, a really cool one), but...yeah, the main thing would be the rampage of destruction we would be companions on.
I KNOW we'd be awesome friends if Bayonetta was real, because we're surprisingly similar in certain aspects, so we'd have a lot of fun!
For the record, I'm a girl...so if anyone DOES respond to this, the "TITTIES!11!!!1oneoneone" comments are unnecessary and unwarranted!

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