Your favourite game protagonist has to hold down a regular job!

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Also "HK47: Tired Query: Have you tried turning your computer off and back on again?"

hahahaha i laughed out loud there. perfect. kudos.


OT: well besides trying to outdo that awesome HK-47 one..

i'd say garrus, calibrating those damn motherboards all fucking day...

Kirby as a chef?
*remembers Super Smash Bros. Brawl final smash*
Oh god what have I done...

trolled the shit out of my friends/brothers with that exact move a good 3-4 times the other day, it actually won me the game (got all four of the fuckers in the pot at the end and they went sky high when the countdown reached "3")

to be short, they was mad.

 

[rabidmidget]

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/

There you go, a website dedicated to just that.

 

[lionrwal]

I don't think Ethan Mars would have any trouble seeing as he already designs buildings for a living.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1dEXV0kIwo

 

[sumanoskae]

Niko pretty much already lives in the real world, so no joke there.

I suppose the Prince of Persia would make a mean gymnast instructor.

 

[ViralBiae]

Adam Jensen: THE AUGMENTED FRYCOOK.

"So Adam, how you liking your new job?"
"I never asked for this."

 

[rayen020]

I feel gordon freeman would love to sit behind a desk or work at normal university research lab than fight the combine.

 

[Shakomaru]

Cue picture of Tails and Engie working in Aperture. Wait...

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Isaac Clarke would be..! An engineer. Duh. Kind of a silly really. And Gordon Freeman was a theoretical physicist. Shoots down your whole question hook when you realize some characters already have regular jobs. Good ones too.

 

[twaddle]

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/

There you go, a website dedicated to just that.

beat me to the punch, but i'll post a comic anyways

 

[Strain42]

Phoenix Wright already holds down a regular job. He's a lawyer

...and then later he's a piano player...technically speaking.

 

[The_Amazing_G]

My favorite protagonist is Ender and he's a genius so he might get a bit bored but other than that no problem.

 

[jacilon]

Super meat boy as a porn star?

 

[Jakub324]

Cole McGrath would make a half decent electrician.
Ezio would make a good golden retriever for those who like to hunt in the urban environment.

 

[Hussmann54]

Its funny...

I read this as I was working on a paper for social work. I also just got finished with an hour or so of mass effect 2.

Shepard (at least paragon shepard) might make a good social worker. He is diplomatic, capable, and a magnetic leader. Plus he is willing to go out of his way to help others. I thought about the loyalty missions, in which you arent really doing things for people so much as you are helping enable them to solve their own problems and move on with life. Thats what a large part of social work is.

CAPTCHA: "ngeated said"....... well?... negeated said what?... Im tired of Captcha handing me these stinking cliffhangers....

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Could Niko Bellic hold down a job in an office?

Just as long as no one steals his Swingline, at least.

 

[Gamblerjoe]

"I'm Commander Shepard and you've reached Customer Service on the Citadel."

I can't top this. I'd go for the photoshopped screen cap, but I can't do that either.

 

[R4ptur3]

Well it's obvious what mario's job would be. From what I've seen he can be an anything. Pasta taster, tennis player, plumber, a raccoon, it's all good. I do think that ezio would be a good tour guide, although keeping up with him may be a slight hindrance for some.

 

[axeman157]

Gordon Freeman as a telemarketer? He wouldn't last long.