Your favourite Joke Weapon in a video game

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tendaji

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Despite the game not being that great, I think that Red Faction: Armageddon had a great joke weapon

Not sure what can beat Mr Toots in my opinion.
 

KrossBillNye

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Mario in Super Mario RPG.

Seriously, if that doesn't count as a joke weapon I don't know what does.

In case no one understands what I am referring to, Bowser uses Mario as a weapon.
 

vrbtny

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The badger from Postal III

The only good thing in the game, and the way the player character says

"Badger Badger, Mushroom Mushroom" when you kill somebody with it.
 

BarcodeReader

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In The Fellowship of the Ring game for PC and PS2, the one base on the book, not the movie, there's this delightful little guy.

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It'a a Sword.... Fish....
 

wooty

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The bubble gun from the old Earthworm Jim games, pointless.

Or, or the HK53 in Battlefield 3, thats gotta be a joke right? Its got the stopping power of a bb gun.
 

kasperbbs

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Probably the shark gun in Saints row 3 or the mind controlling octopus gun.. Bah.. Most of the weapons there are ridiculous.
 

Surpheal

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Not sure if this would count or not, but the singularity bomb from Red Faction Guerrilla.

I just love using it to pick up and throw buildings around.
 

tendaji

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Zachariah Malm said:
In The Fellowship of the Ring game for PC and PS2, the one base on the book, not the movie, there's this delightful little guy.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H_GYrn_1JRw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>

It'a a Sword.... Fish....

The format is youtube=H_GYrn_1JRw with the entire thing enclosed in brackets for the next time you try to embed something.
 

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Treeinthewoods said:
Does the Rock-It Launcher from Fallout 3 count? How about if I only loaded it with teddy bears?
I would count it but I'm not the OP. It's a steel block that shoots teddy bears and milk bottles at lethal velocity! It's an awesome concept for a silly weapon in a not-very-silly game. I haven't really got one for myself to be honest, just wanted to nudge the Rock-It-Launcher.
 

cryogeist

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The bubble gun in Just Cause 2
it was pretty funny to have...too bad i couldn't kill anyone with it
 

Xenowolf

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Mollusc Launcer from Saint's Row 3. How I love brainwashing people to create an elite squad to fight for your cause.... and then blowing them up to show my gratitude.
 

ChildishLegacy

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Got to be the Fish in TF2, mainly because not only does the Kill on the killfeed say "FISH KILL!" but the amount of times you slap somebody with the fish also comes up on the killfeed e.g. "5x [fish icon]"
 

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The squeaky toy from Shogo: Mobile Armor Division. It's a little plush clown doll that says "mazaqua" when you pull the trigger. Doesn't do a damn thing - you can't even use the sound to draw enemies into an ambush. Makes me smile just thinking about it though.

I'd vote for SR3's dong saber but that badboy's not a joke weapon - in the game it's deadlier than a chainsaw.