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kommunizt kat

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"What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks "Where is my share?" A man creates. A parasite says, "What will the neighbors think?" A man invents. A parasite says, "Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...""-andrew ryan... bioshock
 

kannibus

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"I don't care what you are. Muslim, Christian, Bhuddist, Hindu, Jew, Miscellaneous, White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, Indian, Hispanic. If you threaten my freedom, I'll kill you."
 

blankgabriel

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"Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us. "
 

Paget

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Some great ones comming in guys :)

Quite a few I've not heard and will likely be looking up, keep em comming. I'm still trying to decide some of mine.
 

CD repo man

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"Drinking and driving: a lot of people say its wrong and i call these people the cops. But you know what? Sometimes you have no choice; those kids gotta get to school."
-Dave Attell
 

shadowyoasis

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hmm, two come to mind at the moment for comedy reasons

"For Pony" - looking for group

philosophy

"You are free to break the chains of fate that bind you" Legend of Dragoon opening sequence.
 

xplay3r

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mechanixis said:
"Jesus and his lawyer are coming back."

-from the song Novocaine for the Soul by the Eels.

Also from that song, "Life is hard. And so am I."
"This Paint by number's life is fuckin with my head once again."

Oh and I love "Do you know what it's like to care to much, 'bout someone that you're never gunna get to touch."

...and "everyday I wake up and wonder why, I'm alone, when I know, I'm a lovely guy."

and of course "Hey you with the walkie talking, I know my cloths are not right, I wish I had a walkie talkie, that reach to god every night."

and...well...okay I love most of the stuff Mr.E says lol

Cookie if you or anyone can name the songs those are from.

None EELS quotes-

Oh and "living is easy with eyes closed, misundersading all you see. It's getting hard but it all wokrs out, it doesn't matter much to me." - john lennon

"Do you think he remembers me?" -"bill murray, in the movie The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

And

After going to the zoo he see's someone through a peanut to a monkey, a bigger monkey goes over and smacks the other monkey, and takes the food. He laughs hystericaly for the first time (he never understood why people laughed on earth and couldn't do it) he says
"You only laugh, becase it hurts so, it's the only way to deal with the pain, besides wheeping. You only laugh to keep from wheeping"
*He then continues laugh hystericaly*
-Michael, from the book A Stranger in a Strange Land
 

Xvito

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This my favorite, serious quote.
Mohandas K. Ghandi said:
At first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you and then you win.
This is my favorite, funny quote. When asked what he thought about western civilization, this is what he answered.
Mohandas K. Ghandi said:
I think that is a great idea.
 

irishdelinquent

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"The Alliance said they were going to waltz through Serenity Valley, and we choked them with those words. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty."
- Captain (technically Sergeant at the time) Malcolm Reynolds

"
B: We're gonna die.
M: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendice, and you know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh! Look at that chiselled jaw!
"
- Captain (technically Sergeant at the time) Malcolm Reynolds

If I need to even utter the first letter of the masterpiece that this is from, then I shall weep for the world.
 

AngelSword

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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." - Wesley, The Princess Bride

"Words -- so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them." - Nathaniel Hawthorne
 

Squirrel1328

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Paget said:
My hous emates just chipped in with a Family Guy quote.

Walt Disney awakes form cyro sleep - Are the Jews gone?
Attendant - No sir.
Walt Disney - Put me back in.

He's still laughing now bless him ^^
Such a good episode
 

Mr. Bojangles

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The entire Wolfenstein review. Those Limericks were genius!

My favorite part was:

"It soon becomes clear that the cities
Have been invaded by occult comitees
Mystical preachers
And slavering creatures
And gymnasts with stonking great titties."

And also from Fallout 3:

"War.
War never changes."