Your favourite Quote ever?

[se7ensenses]

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?" Raoul Duke
"No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." Raoul Duke

 

[health-bar]

"a woman said how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.

In response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock."

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

"I never said I was nice"
-Me

 

[Manbro]

Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill:
Nancy - If I were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee
Winston - And you know, if you were my wife, I'd take it.

Also (Can't remember who it was but it was off Modern Warfare 2):
"Americans will cross seas to defend democracy, but won't cross the street to vote..."
Not an attack on Americans but I certainly think it symbolises a lot of Western nations. I know it would be the case here in Australia if they didn't fine you for not voting.

 

[arc101]

Napoleon says in 'old Harrys game' - 'You just head butted Jane Austin!!'

 

[Biek]

"Good people drink good beer" - Hunter S. Thompson

It made me judge people on what brand of beer they prefer.

 

[Daveman]

"Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you: they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am or why I say this. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none you have ever heard."

If you don't know where it's from then you don't deserve to.

 

[Claymorez]

"It's so big!"
"It's Russian"
-2012 (saw last night its ok)

but favourite is:
"Nunquam non paratus" - family motto - *Never not prepared*

 

[cicaba]

"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that at your funeral, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying."

 

[Paget]

"If that blow lands, I'll kill you"

Connovar.
Sword in the Storm, by David Gemmell.

 

[Worgen]

If god willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not Omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him god. ~Epicurus

and now for some Mark Twain
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

 

[ScientificDJ]

Here's my new favourite: "Then take the universe and grind it down to the
finest powder, and sieve it through the finest sieve, and then show
me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. And yet, you try to
act as if there is some ideal order in the world. As if there is
some, some rightness in the universe, by which it may be judged."

is that from terry pratchett? i think it's said by Death in one of his books...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

"It's over 9000!!!" - Vegeta

 

[Paget]

Male voice: "Your body was destroyed by...."
Female voice: "Explosion"
Male voice: "We're sorry."

Cutscene from Fallen Earth ^^

 

[Plinglebob]

My favourite is probably "After getting to know some Christians, I can see why Jesus ate with the Prostitutes and Tax Collectors" Not sure who said it though.

 

[O277]

Not my favouritwe quote of all time, but this quote was said today, on English TV in a debate about MW2, and the "dangers" of children playing it.

?We can make all entertainment for children, or we can take proper steps to try and protect children from adult entertainment.?

From Future Publishing's James Binns.

(can read in full here http://www.mcvuk.com/news/36523/Religious-leaders-slam-Modern-Warfare-2)

 

[SomeBritishDude]

"All of us are lying in the gutter, but some of us are staring at the stars"

EDIT:

"Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you: they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am or why I say this. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none you have ever heard."

If you don't know where it's from then you don't deserve to.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. God I love that game.

MEGA EDIT:

"The world is like a ride at a amusement park and when you choose to go on it they think it's real because that's how powerful our minds our, and the ride goes up and down and round and round, it has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun, for awhile. Some people have been on this ride for a long time and they begin to question "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" and others remember and they come back to us and say "Hey, don't worry ever, because...this is just a ride." And we...kill thoughs people." -Bill Hicks

 

[Disco110]

"Why is that every time people say 'With all due respect',they always mean 'kiss my ass'?" - Ashley Wiliams,Mass Effect.

"Ma'am, I may be drunk, but you are very ugly, and in the morning, I will be sober"
-can't fucking remember his name

Whinston Churchill,if memory serves right.

My favorite quote from Chirchill was in answer to the remark by a woman at a party he was at:-

woman:"Sir, if you were my husband i would put poison in your coffee!"
Churchill:"Madam, if you were my wife, i would drink it!"

and that was when he was pissed! epic man

 

[Sam G]

Doctor Who last night had some really good ones:
"I'm not the survivor of the time lords, I'm the winner."
"The laws of time will obey me!"

 

[timmytom1]

My hous emates just chipped in with a Family Guy quote.

Walt Disney awakes form cyro sleep - Are the Jews gone?
Attendant - No sir.
Walt Disney - Put me back in.

He's still laughing now bless him ^^

Such a good episode

Aye ,what series was that from? i want to say four but i`m not sure .

As for my quote i remeber reading an Itunes review of KISS`s self titled debut ,one bloke called it one of the best 1970`s albums of all time I lol`d damn hard i have to say