your favourite quotes/sayings etc

[jj90]

hey guys and gals

so i know people have their own things to do when boredom takes over, whether it be draw a picture, write a short story etc etc etc

but mine is i surf the web and look for really nice/cool/motivational/funny quotes and/sayings.
So what i would like to know is you guys favourites, either ones you have come across or your own

sorry if this has been done before, or is just generally a crap topic lol

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I quite like the infamous saying "Use the Search Button".

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Use the search button." - Numerous members of the Escapist

A true classic!

Now that that's over we can be serious:

 

[bodyklok]

Hasn't this whole "Your favourite quotes" thing been done to death? There are a ton of threads already about it.

Any way that aside,

All warfare is based on deception.

EDIT:

I quite like the infamous saying "Use the Search Button".

"Use the search button." - Numerous members of the Escapist

A true classic!

Double ninja'ed, fuck!

 

[Wilfy]

I like the demotivational posters most. http://www.sparkcaster.com/demotivational/
My favourite is this - it just cheers me up. http://www.sparkcaster.com/demotivational/image.php?imageid=940
As for favourite sayings:
- "I came in and saw my friend crawling up the stairs using only his arms. I asked him what he was doing and he replied with "I was seeing what it'd be like to live upstairs if I had no legs." I looked at him and said. "Do you think you'd live upstairs?"" Russell Howard
- "Then we will fight in the shade" A Spartan soldier (can't remember his name) in 300
- "When a panda is chasing you with a chainsaw, you don't need to be the fastest in the group, just not the slowest. Or, of course, you could be the one with a gun." My friend when I asked what he learnt when he was in China

 

[UberMore]

I've already done this thread, twice, but there are now new members to the Escapist and others who never saw my threads or any of the others, so I'm more then happy it's roamed round again.

My current favourite phrase is "whwat?!" in a really badly done Irish Accent.

 

[Bobicus]

"No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country." -Gen. Patton, U.S. Army

I think this one is absolutely hilarious.

 

[JFenlon]

''God wills it.'' classic comes from kingdom of heaven, first time me annd my friend heard it we cracked up, the christians in the film would describe anything they wanted as 'Gods will'

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I quite like the infamous saying "Use the Search Button".

Aah, that one is right up there with "You're mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries."

 

[Misaek]

Winston churchill "miss I may be drunk but In the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly" winston was a funny guy and, Jim Morrison "I have made a lot of bad choices, most of them were haircuts.

 

[Sewer Rat]

"When god gives you lemons, squeeze them in his eyes and rob his ass." - Me

 

[shotbyamonk]

Ned Kelly his last words before being hung
-Such is life

 

[Merteg]

Toyd thought the boggarts were after his harvest, so he scythed his grain to have a clear sight line.

Not the exact quote. I find this hilarious.

 

[sokka14]

i'm going to join the bandwagon and say:
"use the search button"
it's my favourite quote in the sense that i want to rip the poster's eyes out. figuratively speaking.

 

[GrimTuesday]

when god gives you lemons, find a new god- power thirst
when life gives you lemons make a flame thrower- me
the wisest man is he who undestands that he understands nothing- pajama sam: theres no need to hide when its dark outside
cats only love you so when you die they can live in your chest cavity- craig ferguson